Mr. T's definitions

Big Ten funk

A Big Ten funk is when an Illini loses touch with his trademark contributions for a minimum of two games.

With the exception of guard Deron Williams, all of the Illini's starters and their sixth man have experienced a Big Ten funk this season.

by Mr. T March 5, 2004

derivative

1. In calculus, the slope of a function at a point. It is found by taking the limit of (f(x + h) - f(x)) / ((x + h) - x) where h (also seen as delta x) approaches 0.

Notations for a derivative include dy/dx and f'(x) (f prime of x)

2. The mathematical incarnation of Satan Himself

1.
f(x) = 3x^3 - 4x^2 + 2x -6 //function
f'(x) = 9x^2 - 8x + 2 //first derivative
f''(x) = 18x - 8 //second derivative
f'''(x) = 18 //third derivative

2. Teacher: Today, we're going to do derivatives
Math book, as ceiling clouds over and turns red: MAY THE DEMONIC ARMIES OF HELL MARCH ACROSS YOUR MORTAL PLANE, CREATION CHAOS AND DESTRUCTION AND DRINKING THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT AND-
Math teacher: Change of plans! We're going to rock out to Zeppelin and have a LAN party on the school's sweet new laptops for the next hour!
Students: Hooray!

by Mr. T March 28, 2004

cunterfuck

Someone who is an annoying son of a bitch.

John is a cunterfuck.

by Mr. T May 5, 2004

death metal

Death metal is a relitively younge gendre of music, but it has been plaqued by controversy throughout it's entire life. Death metal is characterised by it's gutteral vocal assault, jinsane double bass drumming and heavily distorted and detuned guitars. Death metal can be painfully stupid and cliché (Cannibal Corpse, Deicide) to stunningly complex and rousing (Meshuggah, Opeth, Satrycon. Ultimatly it's all music and deserves it's repect. People often associate death metal with poor musicainship and juvinile lyric themes, although some bands adhere to this formula it's not always the case as with any gendre of music. Death metal takes loads of talent to perform, and most of it shoots right over the casual listener's head. The lyrical themes in death metal can seem one-dimenional but reads some lyrics and you'll be astonished (try Napalm Death) How the gendre got it's name can be daebated but I think it got it's name from the Venom album (Black Metal)

Good death metal/grindcore bands include Vintersorg, Deicide, Cannibal Corpse, Napalm Death, Carcass, Opeth, Meshuggah, Athiest, Death, Bathory, Marduk, Burzum.

Dude, Deicide played in a gig with Blink182 and Deicide totally kicked thier asses.

Death metal sucks, I'm gonna go listen to "Barbie Girl"

I listen to Napalm Death and Charles Mingus, because I love well-written and composed music.

by Mr. T December 15, 2003

Ruby Wong

One who is a booby and has an ear piercing scream, and works below minimum wage at her family store called "Global Homeware". Feeds on kittens, alwayts wanting to spend money at some store called "Jacob", or "American Eagle". Drinks lots and lots of milk. No not that kind, you sicko.

"LMAO OMFG HAHAHAH JANET OMG AHAHAHAHAH OMG THE OC"
"I don't want relationship. I JUST WANT BANGBANGBANG"
"like omgaw"

by Mr. T February 21, 2005

Metal

See death metal

Kick-ass gendre that doesn't exist today (for the most part)

Hatebreed is the new Slayer.

Dude that St. Anger album sucked all the balls in teh record store.

Mainstream sucks, let's listen to some Liquid Tension Experiment.

by Mr. T December 15, 2003

illiterate

Jamie Wright.

Jamie says:
your a fucknut

Jamie says:
your the first one

by Mr. T February 21, 2004