Mr. Homophobia's definitions

Load

A huge poop that fills up the toilet bowl when pooped. Quite often it fill sit up so much that the poop touches the bottom of your butt cheeks and lifts you at least a foot off the toilet. Generally it can't be flushed as it will clog the pipes.

I just dumped a big load.

by Mr. Homophobia June 29, 2023

Butt Pirate

A man who is possessed by a homosexual poltergeist that influences their mind to have satisfaction in a limpy wristed fags cornholio.

There is a dark smelly spirit on that Butt Pirate. I think it smells like poop.

by Mr. Homophobia May 31, 2023

Homophobia

Homophobia is defined as the manifestation of things that come out of ones fears. These fears sometimes cause straight men to beet up the fag. The fears may include the following.

The fear of sucking poop off a stick;
The fear of getting poop on your stick;
The fear of having the taste of poop in your mouth;
The fear of getting rounded out and loosened up;
The fear of having your butt looked at by a fag (happens at bars);

Homophobia has a screening question, which normally depending on the answer can manifest homophobia.

Do you like cute young boys or harry old men?

I think Bear has Homophobia. Him and Jim just beet up that guy for looking at their butts.

by Mr. Homophobia June 7, 2023

Playing The Game of The Fag With My Sister

It is when a female is married to a bisexual or down low man. He cheats on his wife with other men. Her brother finds out about it. He proceeds to rent a grey hound bus. He drives around to all his uncles and cousins and stops at all the bars picking up guys that want to beet up a fag. They pile in the bus and drive to the sisters house. When they get there they all congregate to the back yard for a domestic disturbance. She brings her husband to the back yard while her brother leads the way and they all line up to beat him up.

My brother in law was playing the game of the fag with my sister so we showed up in a grey hound bus and beet him up.

by Mr. Homophobia May 29, 2023

Butt Pirate

Someone who is possessed by a homosexual poltergeist that influences their mind to like the feeling of the inside of cornholio.

I think that butt pirate is making an error and has an enthatuation with the affections he gets from cornholio.

by Mr. Homophobia May 26, 2023

Limpy Wristed Fag

Someone who is willing to scratch another mans cornhole when asked during an itch. They normally try to scratch the entrance of your cornhole without your underwear with their bare fingers. They then process to get small amounts of poop on their fingers.

That Limpy Wristed Fag has poop on his finger tips.

by Mr. Homophobia June 30, 2023

Bud Light Girl

An trans actor that was hired by Budweiser to do a commercial that caused all the men to boycott bud light.

the bud light girl has an Adams apple.

by Mr. Homophobia June 6, 2023