Mr. Homophobia's definitions

Limpy Wristed Fag

Someone who sucks their own poop off a pole while dressed in drag.

Gee, that Limpy Wristed Fag is a contestant on the Ru Paul show.

by Mr. Homophobia May 25, 2023

Butt Pirate

Someone who goes to adult book stores and has an unnatural affection for cornholio.

Gee, that Butt Pirate has poop on his pole from the Limpy Wristed Fags cornholio.

by Mr. Homophobia May 25, 2023

Homophobia

The act of sticking a cork up your butt before going to an adult bookstore in fear of getting rounded out by a butt pirate.

That guy has Homophobia and he buys a lot of wine. I am sure that is the kind of cork he uses.

by Mr. Homophobia May 25, 2023

Butt Pirate

Someone who is possessed by a homosexual poltergeist that influences their mind to like the feeling of the inside of cornholio.

I think that butt pirate is making an error and has an enthatuation with the affections he gets from cornholio.

by Mr. Homophobia May 26, 2023

The Sister Switchero

A limpy wristed fag that dresses like a girl while attending the gay pride parade.

Gee, that cross dresser is confusing. It looks like he's been confused by The Sister Switchero.

by Mr. Homophobia May 28, 2023

Bad Switcheroo

A bad switcheroo is also known as a Bruce Jenner. It occurs when a male gets a sex change into a fake female. They continue to look like a man and talk like a man. In order to combat the bad switcheroo and look and talk like a woman they have a deep burning desire to get plastic surgery. They proceed to peel skin off a good looking female butt, they have the urge to take the skin to a plastic surgeon to make them look like a chick. They also attend voice coaches that instruct them on how to talk like a queen.

Gee, Bruce Jenner still looks like a man. I think he got a bad switcheroo.

by Mr. Homophobia May 29, 2023

Scary Switcheroo

A scary switcheroo is also known as the bud light girl. The characteristics of a scary switcheroo is when a man gets a sex change and actually looks like a chick. In turn confusing the men who are looking for a mate. It has a voice that is half way between sounding like a man and a woman. The it also has an adams apple which makes all the men run.

Look at the bud light girl. She has an Adams apple. What a scary switcheroo.

by Mr. Homophobia May 29, 2023