Mr. Homophobia's definitions
The act of closing off your cornhole with a cork in fear of a butt pirate pillaging your cornhole. It results in causing you to walk like something is stuck up your butt. It can be mistaken for a pole.
by Mr. Homophobia July 6, 2023
Get the Corkingmug. A man who is possessed by a homosexual poltergeist that influences their mind to have satisfaction in a limpy wristed fags cornholio.
by Mr. Homophobia May 31, 2023
Get the Butt Piratemug. A huge poop that fills up the toilet bowl when pooped. Quite often it fill sit up so much that the poop touches the bottom of your butt cheeks and lifts you at least a foot off the toilet. Generally it can't be flushed as it will clog the pipes.
by Mr. Homophobia June 29, 2023
Get the Loadmug. A male that weighs over 450 pounds. His body is shaped like a fishing bobber and he will bob in the water while trying to swim.
That Bobber looks like a big apple.
by Mr. Homophobia July 12, 2023
Get the Bobbermug. The act of sticking a cork up your butt before going to an adult bookstore in fear of getting rounded out by a butt pirate.
by Mr. Homophobia May 25, 2023
Get the Homophobiamug. It is when you have to take a shit and on your way to the bathroom the head of the shit peaks out your ass. My the time you get to the toilet the whole head is trying to poke a hole in your underwear.
by Mr. Homophobia June 22, 2023
Get the Mr. Magoomug. It is a manifestation of straight men's fears that may include the following. The fear of getting rounded out. The fear of sucking poop off a pole. The fear of cross dressing. The manifestation of this fear normally surfaces as guys at a bar that beet men up that seem to be looking at their butts.
by Mr. Homophobia May 29, 2023
Get the Homophobiamug.