Mr. Homophobia's definitions

Kamala Hairless

Another name for our Vice President. As she can be seen in public places lifting her skirt yelling, "look I'm Hairless."

I saw Kamala Hairless lifting her skirt.

by Mr. Homophobia June 29, 2023

Rona Wiger

Someone who wears three masks of the corona virus. They are seen running from stores when you hear a cough. They covering their face with their hands while dropping their shopping cart as they push their way out the door. They yell run it's the RONA.

That Rona Wiger looks like they're freaking out man.

by Mr. Homophobia June 29, 2023

Poop Prank

It is when you are relaxing at home and suddenly you have to shit. So instead of shitting in the toilet you run down the street to a neighbors house and you lean against his front door or screen and try to lay a massive shit. To your disappointment the shit was too small and pathetic. It has to be done again. The same thing repeats itself a second time. You have to come back. The next day you go to the bar that is a couple hundred feet down the street from your neighbors house. You order a beer and half way through the beer your cornhole seems like it is going to squirt. So you run into the bathroom get a bunch of toilet paper and return to your neighbors front door where you lean against it, pull down your pants and squirt a whole puddle of diahrea. Then you wipe your butt and leave the toilet paper there. The next day you hide in the bushes to watch your neighbor clean it up.

I'm in the middle of a Poop Prank. Hold on. I'll tell you how it goes.

by Mr. Homophobia June 22, 2023

Vern

A type of fart that makes the sound of the name Vern when it is farted and one hears it.

Gee, it smells like shit in here. I think I heard someone say Vern.

by Mr. Homophobia June 19, 2023

Good Fart Greg

It is when Greg farts the masterful fart. It's smell immediately attracts the dogs nose and gets them to roof. It may be wet deceiving he who farts it into thinking he shit his pants.

That was a good fart Greg.

by Mr. Homophobia June 11, 2023

Three Footer

A type of poop that when shitted comes out measuring 36" in length ans is normally not that thick as while shitting it forms a circle in the toilet bowl.

I've been trying to shit a Three Footer all my life.

by Mr. Homophobia June 22, 2023

Gluteus Minimus

As opposed to gluteus maximus which is the maximum of area a butt takes up. Normally so big when they site down their butt looks like a couch. With gluteus minimus it refers to small scrumptious butt on a hot chick. The butt takes up the minimum amount of area.

That gluteus minimus fits through the door.

by Mr. Homophobia June 29, 2023