Mr. Homophobia's definitions

Poop Prank

It is when you are relaxing at home and suddenly you have to shit. So instead of shitting in the toilet you run down the street to a neighbors house and you lean against his front door or screen and try to lay a massive shit. To your disappointment the shit was too small and pathetic. It has to be done again. The same thing repeats itself a second time. You have to come back. The next day you go to the bar that is a couple hundred feet down the street from your neighbors house. You order a beer and half way through the beer your cornhole seems like it is going to squirt. So you run into the bathroom get a bunch of toilet paper and return to your neighbors front door where you lean against it, pull down your pants and squirt a whole puddle of diahrea. Then you wipe your butt and leave the toilet paper there. The next day you hide in the bushes to watch your neighbor clean it up.

I'm in the middle of a Poop Prank. Hold on. I'll tell you how it goes.

by Mr. Homophobia June 22, 2023

Butt Pirate

Someone who is possessed by a homosexual poltergeist that influences their mind to like the feeling of the inside of cornholio.

I think that butt pirate is making an error and has an enthatuation with the affections he gets from cornholio.

by Mr. Homophobia May 26, 2023

Cornhole Bandit

Also known as a Butt Pirate, this type of bandit has un natural affections for another mans cornholio. They put their stick in cornholio and get poop on it. They perform ass widening and shit licking.

Look at that cornhole bandit, he robbed a Limpy Wristed Fag.

by Mr. Homophobia June 6, 2023

Limpy Wristed Fag

Someone who is willing to scratch another mans cornhole when asked during an itch. They normally try to scratch the entrance of your cornhole without your underwear with their bare fingers. They then process to get small amounts of poop on their fingers.

That Limpy Wristed Fag has poop on his finger tips.

by Mr. Homophobia June 30, 2023

Bud Light Girl

An trans actor that was hired by Budweiser to do a commercial that caused all the men to boycott bud light.

the bud light girl has an Adams apple.

by Mr. Homophobia June 6, 2023

Corking

The act of closing off your cornhole with a cork in fear of a butt pirate pillaging your cornhole. It results in causing you to walk like something is stuck up your butt. It can be mistaken for a pole.

I think that guys been corking, he's walking funny.

by Mr. Homophobia July 6, 2023

Butt Pirate

A man who is possessed by a homosexual poltergeist that influences their mind to have satisfaction in a limpy wristed fags cornholio.

There is a dark smelly spirit on that Butt Pirate. I think it smells like poop.

by Mr. Homophobia May 31, 2023