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Bad Switcheroo

It is a male that got a sex change but still looks and talks like a guy. He proceeds to get out on the dating scene looking for a boyfriend.
I think that girl that was hitting on you has a bad switcheroo.
by Mr. Homophobia May 30, 2023
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Switcheroo Deception

It is when medical science figures out how to remove the Adams apple in a sex change operation making the mans voice sound frilly which deceives the men who are blind to the fact that she is really a dude as medical science will one day deceive us all.
Last week I saw my neighbor wearing a dress. He came over this morning without an Adams apple. His doctor performed a switcheroo deception.
by Mr. Homophobia May 29, 2023
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Homophobia

It is a manifestation of straight men's fears that may include the following. The fear of getting rounded out. The fear of sucking poop off a pole. The fear of cross dressing. The manifestation of this fear normally surfaces as guys at a bar that beet men up that seem to be looking at their butts.
That big burly guy at the bar has homophobia, be just beet up that limpy wristed fag.
by Mr. Homophobia May 29, 2023
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Mr. Magoo

It is when you have to take a shit and on your way to the bathroom the head of the shit peaks out your ass. My the time you get to the toilet the whole head is trying to poke a hole in your underwear.
Mr. Magoo is peaking his head out of got to go.
by Mr. Homophobia June 22, 2023
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Butt Pirate

A man who is possessed by a homosexual poltergeist that influences their mind to have satisfaction in a limpy wristed fags cornholio.
There is a dark smelly spirit on that Butt Pirate. I think it smells like poop.
by Mr. Homophobia May 31, 2023
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Gluteus Maximus

Referring to the maximum amount of area a butt can take up. When the person gets more whale like the amount of area it takes up increases. Quite often when sitting down the butt takes on the characteristics of a couch.
That gluteus maximus doesn't fit through the door. Son that's not what your looking for. Look how much area it takes up.
by Mr. Homophobia June 29, 2023
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Reach Around

The fondling of a Butt Pirates Pole by a Limpy Wristed Fag.
That Limpy Wristed Fag is giving that Butt Pirate a reach around.
by Mr. Homophobia July 7, 2023
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