Mr. Homophobia's definitions

Homophobia

The act of sticking a cork up your butt before going to an adult bookstore in fear of getting rounded out by a butt pirate.

That guy has Homophobia and he buys a lot of wine. I am sure that is the kind of cork he uses.

by Mr. Homophobia May 25, 2023

Limpy Wristed Fag

Someone who sucks their own poop off a pole while dressed in drag.

Gee, that Limpy Wristed Fag is a contestant on the Ru Paul show.

by Mr. Homophobia May 25, 2023

Bad Switcheroo

It is a male that got a sex change but still looks and talks like a guy. He proceeds to get out on the dating scene looking for a boyfriend.

I think that girl that was hitting on you has a bad switcheroo.

by Mr. Homophobia May 30, 2023

Homophobia

It is a manifestation of straight men's fears that may include the following. The fear of getting rounded out. The fear of sucking poop off a pole. The fear of cross dressing. The manifestation of this fear normally surfaces as guys at a bar that beet men up that seem to be looking at their butts.

That big burly guy at the bar has homophobia, be just beet up that limpy wristed fag.

by Mr. Homophobia May 29, 2023

Mr. Magoo

It is when you have to take a shit and on your way to the bathroom the head of the shit peaks out your ass. My the time you get to the toilet the whole head is trying to poke a hole in your underwear.

Mr. Magoo is peaking his head out of got to go.

by Mr. Homophobia June 22, 2023

Switcheroo Deception

It is when medical science figures out how to remove the Adams apple in a sex change operation making the mans voice sound frilly which deceives the men who are blind to the fact that she is really a dude as medical science will one day deceive us all.

Last week I saw my neighbor wearing a dress. He came over this morning without an Adams apple. His doctor performed a switcheroo deception.

by Mr. Homophobia May 29, 2023

The Crack Man

Someone who constantly shows crack. They run around to the grocery store and do all their running around showing crack to everyone who tries to cop a peek.

Everytime you look at the crack man everyone sees.

by Mr. Homophobia July 20, 2023