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The act of slamming down food and drink in a disorderly fashion, whilst totally lacking all manners in order to quickly satisfy a huge bout of hunger.
Most likely the act of an anorexic who's sick of doing the "heave bread to stay skinny" routine, or just someone who's freakishly hungry.
The act of slamming down food and drink in a disorderly fashion, whilst totally lacking all manners in order to quickly satisfy a huge bout of hunger.
Most likely the act of an anorexic who's sick of doing the "heave bread to stay skinny" routine, or just someone who's freakishly hungry.
Dude1: Check that guy out over there. He's freakin' chowing that. That's like his eighth plate!
Dude2: Damn. He's slamming that like he hasn't eaten in a week!
Dude2: Damn. He's slamming that like he hasn't eaten in a week!
by Mr. $mithers January 22, 2011
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The act of slipping into a buffet or a slightly high price restaurant, chowing your food in a hurry and hoofing it out before your check arrives at the table.
An act committed mostly by someone of the deadbeat persuasion, teenagers or snooty college students.
The act of slipping into a buffet or a slightly high price restaurant, chowing your food in a hurry and hoofing it out before your check arrives at the table.
An act committed mostly by someone of the deadbeat persuasion, teenagers or snooty college students.
Waiter: Where's the people who were at table 14?
Waitress: Aw, damn. You serious?
Waiter: S**t. They pulled an Eat and beat.
Waitress: Aw, damn. You serious?
Waiter: S**t. They pulled an Eat and beat.
by Mr. $mithers January 22, 2011
Get the Eat and beat mug.Similar to the terms "you 're the sh**", "you da shizzle" or "we cool dawg".
About as scatological as the original phrase but cleaning it up for those who rarely swear, if at all.
Generally reserved for some/anyone who's helped in a big way or has done something cool for one or a bunch of people.
Meaning: "you're too cool" or a similar phrase relating to coolness.
About as scatological as the original phrase but cleaning it up for those who rarely swear, if at all.
Generally reserved for some/anyone who's helped in a big way or has done something cool for one or a bunch of people.
Meaning: "you're too cool" or a similar phrase relating to coolness.
by Mr. $mithers January 20, 2011
Get the You da poop mug.Bro-ing is the act of going out with your buddies and doing guy things like hitting sports events, working on vehicles, scoping out the game, hunting and any reasonable stuff guys like to do, providing that it's a guy only day.
Not sexist. Referring to times the guys want to get out of the house, or stick at home if the Super Bowl is on.
Not sexist. Referring to times the guys want to get out of the house, or stick at home if the Super Bowl is on.
Bill: What's the plan today?
John: We're gonna go Bro-ing around. I got us all tickets to the {fav team} game!
Bob: Got the grill and cold ones?
Ed: Fo shizzle!
John: We're gonna go Bro-ing around. I got us all tickets to the {fav team} game!
Bob: Got the grill and cold ones?
Ed: Fo shizzle!
by Mr. $mithers January 20, 2011
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The act of dropping a gas bomb beneath the covers and then yanking said covers over your partner's head.
Best done when exacting revenge on said partner after a brutal quarrel.
Synonym: dutch oven
The act of dropping a gas bomb beneath the covers and then yanking said covers over your partner's head.
Best done when exacting revenge on said partner after a brutal quarrel.
Synonym: dutch oven
Bob: Had a fight with the old lady last night. She thinks she won.
Jack: No joke? How'd you win?
Bob: I pulled a Dutchie on her when we hit the sack. I laughed my a** off!
Jack: No joke? How'd you win?
Bob: I pulled a Dutchie on her when we hit the sack. I laughed my a** off!
by Mr. $mithers January 16, 2011
Get the Dutchie mug.The act of being able to chug a large amount of Pepsi or similar Pepsi product and keep it down after an extraordinarily large belch. The majority of people able to accomplish this are true Pepsi-holics
Dan: Were you there last night when Carl did the Pepchug of the 2 liter?
Bill: I wasn't there but I heard it down the street.
Dan: Do tell. But you should've seen it. He blew out the front window and curled the dog's hair!
Bill: I wasn't there but I heard it down the street.
Dan: Do tell. But you should've seen it. He blew out the front window and curled the dog's hair!
by Mr. $mithers December 6, 2009
Get the Pepchug mug.A bouncy Scorpio is a Scorpio of the female variety who has a large and bouncy personality, including a very quick wit. They also tend to be sarcastically touchy but maintain a reasonably good disposition.
Serena is such a Bouncy Scorpio. I've never known her to be royally pissed. She still likes to take cheap & sarcastic shots at anyone who deserves it.
by Mr. $mithers December 6, 2009
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