Nunk

Short version of "Nincompoop", but spoken in cheap Romanian English, as that of Leslie Nielsen in "Dracula, Dead & Loving It"

Ed: Hey Man, whatcha doon?

tweak: I'm gonna poke that bear with a knife, see what he does!

Ed: Dude, you're a Nunk. You're gonna pay hard for that!

tweak: What do you know? *scream* ~bear belches~

by Mr. $mithers August 05, 2009

flablagraff

To be completely dumbfounded at something but can't help laughing at the absurdity of the given situation

Jim: I totally had a flablagraff. I couldn't understand why Phil took that can of Cheez Whiz and shot it down the back of his pants.

Vince: No kidding. I guess he just likes to cut the cheese.

by Mr. $mithers January 02, 2009

Bro-ing

Bro-ing is the act of going out with your buddies and doing guy things like hitting sports events, working on vehicles, scoping out the game, hunting and any reasonable stuff guys like to do, providing that it's a guy only day.

Not sexist. Referring to times the guys want to get out of the house, or stick at home if the Super Bowl is on.

Bill: What's the plan today?
John: We're gonna go Bro-ing around. I got us all tickets to the {fav team} game!
Bob: Got the grill and cold ones?
Ed: Fo shizzle!

by Mr. $mithers January 20, 2011

Pepsi

The best tasting soda on the face of this planet. Older relative of Mountain Dew, which Coke has failed to create an equal soda of such awesomeness. Pepsi isn't cheap teeth rotting sludge that can clean acid off a car battery.

Bernie: Hey, when was the last time you had a Coke?
Boris: When I used it to clean off my car battery.
Bernie: Want a Pepsi?
Boris: Why not? At least it won't rot my teeth!

by Mr. $mithers December 06, 2009

heave bread

To put on an act seeming to remove one's own stomach contents by means of forced regurgitation, such as eating something that makes you sick.

Alan: Hey man, I think Jimmy's faking it.
Jake: Why do you think?
Alan: He said last night that he had to heave bread, that he might not be in for school today
Jake: I think you're right. Why wouldn't he be able to come in if he threw a loaf of bread?

by Mr. $mithers December 19, 2008

You da poop

Similar to the terms "you 're the sh**", "you da shizzle" or "we cool dawg".
About as scatological as the original phrase but cleaning it up for those who rarely swear, if at all.

Generally reserved for some/anyone who's helped in a big way or has done something cool for one or a bunch of people.

Meaning: "you're too cool" or a similar phrase relating to coolness.

dude1: yo, you made all those orders?

dude2: fo shizzle, man

dude1: pound it. You da poop.

by Mr. $mithers January 20, 2011

Dutchie

Dutchie, (duh-chee) verb.

The act of dropping a gas bomb beneath the covers and then yanking said covers over your partner's head.

Best done when exacting revenge on said partner after a brutal quarrel.

Synonym: dutch oven

Bob: Had a fight with the old lady last night. She thinks she won.

Jack: No joke? How'd you win?

Bob: I pulled a Dutchie on her when we hit the sack. I laughed my a** off!

by Mr. $mithers January 16, 2011