12 definitions by Mr. $mithers
Eat and beat; verb. Synonym for "dine 'n' dash"
The act of slipping into a buffet or a slightly high price restaurant, chowing your food in a hurry and hoofing it out before your check arrives at the table.
An act committed mostly by someone of the deadbeat persuasion, teenagers or snooty college students.
The act of slipping into a buffet or a slightly high price restaurant, chowing your food in a hurry and hoofing it out before your check arrives at the table.
An act committed mostly by someone of the deadbeat persuasion, teenagers or snooty college students.
Waiter: Where's the people who were at table 14?
Waitress: Aw, damn. You serious?
Waiter: S**t. They pulled an Eat and beat.
Waitress: Aw, damn. You serious?
Waiter: S**t. They pulled an Eat and beat.
by Mr. $mithers January 22, 2011
Short version of "Nincompoop", but spoken in cheap Romanian English, as that of Leslie Nielsen in "Dracula, Dead & Loving It"
Ed: Hey Man, whatcha doon?
tweak: I'm gonna poke that bear with a knife, see what he does!
Ed: Dude, you're a Nunk. You're gonna pay hard for that!
tweak: What do you know? *scream* ~bear belches~
tweak: I'm gonna poke that bear with a knife, see what he does!
Ed: Dude, you're a Nunk. You're gonna pay hard for that!
tweak: What do you know? *scream* ~bear belches~
by Mr. $mithers August 5, 2009
To put on an act seeming to remove one's own stomach contents by means of forced regurgitation, such as eating something that makes you sick.
Alan: Hey man, I think Jimmy's faking it.
Jake: Why do you think?
Alan: He said last night that he had to heave bread, that he might not be in for school today
Jake: I think you're right. Why wouldn't he be able to come in if he threw a loaf of bread?
Jake: Why do you think?
Alan: He said last night that he had to heave bread, that he might not be in for school today
Jake: I think you're right. Why wouldn't he be able to come in if he threw a loaf of bread?
by Mr. $mithers December 12, 2008
Dutchie, (duh-chee) verb.
The act of dropping a gas bomb beneath the covers and then yanking said covers over your partner's head.
Best done when exacting revenge on said partner after a brutal quarrel.
Synonym: dutch oven
The act of dropping a gas bomb beneath the covers and then yanking said covers over your partner's head.
Best done when exacting revenge on said partner after a brutal quarrel.
Synonym: dutch oven
Bob: Had a fight with the old lady last night. She thinks she won.
Jack: No joke? How'd you win?
Bob: I pulled a Dutchie on her when we hit the sack. I laughed my a** off!
Jack: No joke? How'd you win?
Bob: I pulled a Dutchie on her when we hit the sack. I laughed my a** off!
by Mr. $mithers January 15, 2011
Verb.
The act of slamming down food and drink in a disorderly fashion, whilst totally lacking all manners in order to quickly satisfy a huge bout of hunger.
Most likely the act of an anorexic who's sick of doing the "heave bread to stay skinny" routine, or just someone who's freakishly hungry.
The act of slamming down food and drink in a disorderly fashion, whilst totally lacking all manners in order to quickly satisfy a huge bout of hunger.
Most likely the act of an anorexic who's sick of doing the "heave bread to stay skinny" routine, or just someone who's freakishly hungry.
Dude1: Check that guy out over there. He's freakin' chowing that. That's like his eighth plate!
Dude2: Damn. He's slamming that like he hasn't eaten in a week!
Dude2: Damn. He's slamming that like he hasn't eaten in a week!
by Mr. $mithers January 22, 2011
Similar to the terms "you 're the sh**", "you da shizzle" or "we cool dawg".
About as scatological as the original phrase but cleaning it up for those who rarely swear, if at all.
Generally reserved for some/anyone who's helped in a big way or has done something cool for one or a bunch of people.
Meaning: "you're too cool" or a similar phrase relating to coolness.
About as scatological as the original phrase but cleaning it up for those who rarely swear, if at all.
Generally reserved for some/anyone who's helped in a big way or has done something cool for one or a bunch of people.
Meaning: "you're too cool" or a similar phrase relating to coolness.
by Mr. $mithers January 19, 2011
Bro-ing is the act of going out with your buddies and doing guy things like hitting sports events, working on vehicles, scoping out the game, hunting and any reasonable stuff guys like to do, providing that it's a guy only day.
Not sexist. Referring to times the guys want to get out of the house, or stick at home if the Super Bowl is on.
Not sexist. Referring to times the guys want to get out of the house, or stick at home if the Super Bowl is on.
Bill: What's the plan today?
John: We're gonna go Bro-ing around. I got us all tickets to the {fav team} game!
Bob: Got the grill and cold ones?
Ed: Fo shizzle!
John: We're gonna go Bro-ing around. I got us all tickets to the {fav team} game!
Bob: Got the grill and cold ones?
Ed: Fo shizzle!
by Mr. $mithers January 20, 2011