47 definitions by Mr. Twinkieface

A more efficient and inclusive way to say “amen and awomen.”

In Jesus’ name we pray, apeople.

by Mr. Twinkieface January 25, 2021

Person: What's wrong?
Guy: A stupid massive creepis blew up my house.
Person: Oh...
Guy: It felt super gay.

by Mr. Twinkieface December 04, 2020

Bartender: I’m going to get you!
Bart: NOOOO!

by Mr. Twinkieface August 08, 2020

Someone who doesn’t believe in fairies, in the context of a hypothetical society in which significant numbers of people do believe in fairies.

Afairyist: Can you actually prove that fairies exist?
Fairyist: Well can you prove they don’t?
Afairyist: That’s not how that works. –_–

by Mr. Twinkieface March 28, 2021

Chad’s penis, in reference to how much sex he has, as if saying Chad’s penis shoots more cum than pee.

OMG Chad is so hot! I want his cumnis inside me right now!

by Mr. Twinkieface January 22, 2021

Very inexpensive, with the implication being that the thing being described costs as little as one’s own body.

Those toothbrushes were body-cheap, but they did their job well.

by Mr. Twinkieface April 19, 2021

Something that is useful to some people, but to some is just yak shaving.

Writing down an agenda every day at school is an act of bedmaking.

by Mr. Twinkieface February 23, 2021