Into traps and actual girls, but not normal boys.
Traps are not the same as trans women, by the way.
Eli is bi for girls. That means he likes traps, but not boys.
A cult with too much power.
I don’t care what political party you associate with, this is a major problem!
what you google when your friend is eli
I googled "how to kill my friend," and had to also google "THAT WAS A JOKE" to appease my FBI agent.
A nickname for your fake name.
"nick-" (as in nickname) + "alias"
My alias turned out to be hard to say, so I gave myself an easier-to-pronounce nickalias as well.
The most desirable thing ever.
Me (for the 8623946821st time): *asks for Eli's cock*
A useless person.
I'm literally a poisonous potato.
Used jokingly to make fun of the “intelligent design theory.”
Person 1: My dad has cancer and the hiccups at the same time!
Person 2: Intelligent design moment.