Mr Crowley 's definitions

jenniferequalssoy

Similar to soy, wives named Jennifer make your dick smaller.

Once Geof met Heather and his dick returned to full size he realized that jenniferequalssoy.

by Mr Crowley April 16, 2021

Otto style

Very straight sex, so as to not to misalign your spine.

After a rough sex-related injury, Geof and Heather now practice Otto style intercourse to ensure a spine-friendly romantic experience.

by Mr Crowley June 29, 2025

stick my dick in a midget

A term of disbelief

After seeing Heather take a cucumber, Geof exclaimed, "Well stick my dick in a midget! I didn't know you could do that!"

by Mr Crowley October 21, 2021

you're welcum

How you respond to someone when they say "thank you" for sending them random unprovoked nude selfies to which they dropped what they were doing and masterbated.

"Thank you," says Heather after she is done masterbating to Geof's random nude selfie. "You're welcum" says Geof.

by Mr Crowley August 2, 2021

tramp stamp of dawn

Leaving a little later than the ass crack of dawn

Heather is leaving at the tramp stamp of dawn to get to the cottage because she stayed at Geof's the night before which is 90 minutes closer to the cottage than the rest of her party who will leave at the ass crack of dawn.

by Mr Crowley July 22, 2021

ringmoon

When someone moons your Ring camera.

Heather ringmooned Geof's Ring camera. What a pleasant surprise.

by Mr Crowley April 15, 2021

egg dick pic

When you draw an image of a penis on an egg and put it back in the carton.

Heather opened her carton of eggs to find an egg dick pic from Geof inside.

by Mr Crowley July 12, 2021