flu batter

The first load of cum you shoot after you've had the flu for two days.

Geof didn't kiss Heather but the flu batter he deposited in her got her sick anyway.

by Mr Crowley July 04, 2022

you're welcum

How you respond to someone when they say "thank you" for sending them random unprovoked nude selfies to which they dropped what they were doing and masterbated.

"Thank you," says Heather after she is done masterbating to Geof's random nude selfie. "You're welcum" says Geof.

by Mr Crowley August 03, 2021

egg dick pic

When you draw an image of a penis on an egg and put it back in the carton.

Heather opened her carton of eggs to find an egg dick pic from Geof inside.

by Mr Crowley July 13, 2021

heathery style

A business/ casual clothing style worn by a Heather to work.

Heather took a selfie for Geof in her closet showing off her heathery style.

by Mr Crowley April 21, 2021

rainsex

When you have sex on a porch or deck while it's raining.

Geof and Heather had the most amazing rainsex on her deck last night.

by Mr Crowley December 13, 2021

tramp stamp of dawn

Leaving a little later than the ass crack of dawn

Heather is leaving at the tramp stamp of dawn to get to the cottage because she stayed at Geof's the night before which is 90 minutes closer to the cottage than the rest of her party who will leave at the ass crack of dawn.

by Mr Crowley July 22, 2021

oompagina

The downstairs lady parts of a female Oompa Loompa.

Geof is glad Heather does not have an oompagina even though she is short like an Oompa Loompa.

by Mr Crowley December 14, 2021