For whatever reason, a bilbo became the name given to an individual who wasn't given much chance of survival during games of Advanced Dungeons & Dragons. For added humililation, the name was pronounced in a low voice with the emphasis on the O. Also used to designate an NPC who was clearly about to die in a poorly disguised plot twist.
"Oi, Bilbo! Just pop your head around that door and tell us if any orcs are there... oh, he's been shot in the head."
by Mr Ben April 22, 2005
Messy or illegible handwriting, usually a signature or a small piece of graffiti. Doctors and other health workers are masters of the scrawl.
by Mr Ben February 08, 2005
by Mr Ben February 11, 2005
Acronym for Not On My Shift. Used to pass the buck and shift blame for an incident that you are directly responsible for but do not want to admit. Care must be taken when using the word as management will think you are muttering under your breath.
by Mr Ben February 08, 2005
A mysterious woman, locked away in a secret lab somewhere in Germany, whose sultry sexy tones provide guidance to millions to male drivers via their satellite navigation system. Can also be used to describe the vocal commands heard in other places, like an elevator.
"After... 200 yards, turn... left. Turn left. Do it now. You have turned... right. You are now going the wrong way." - satnav woman in full flow.
by Mr Ben February 08, 2005
A kindly way of saying that one is stupid. Certainly much nicer than calling someone a fuckwit, anyway.
by Mr Ben February 10, 2005
The absolute worst form of something. The opposite of the Real McCoy - if it's the Real McCinsey, you're fucked mister!
by Mr Ben February 07, 2005