DTS

Another medical term, used to describe obese people who are a Danger To Shipping. Those crazy doctors...
"Ms Winters has a fractured right femur, severe brusing along her right arm and is DTS."
by Mr Ben February 08, 2005
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shew

Norfolk dialect for the word "show", usually in a past tense. We can't help it if we're backward...
"He shew me this video of Chyna..."
"You mean, he had shown you this video of Chyna. Get it right."
"That's what I said. He shew it to me..."
by Mr Ben February 10, 2005
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SLA Industries

Possibly the greatest dice-throwing RPG that has never become "mainstream" like "Dungeons & Dragons" or "Vampire: The Mascarade". Futuristic cyber-punk bliss with an OTT sense of humour. A must for fans of funny shaped dice.
"Power is a gift. Like all gifts from SLA Industries, it can be taken away." - Mr Slayer, owner of SLA Industries.
by Mr Ben February 09, 2005
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Donald Duck

1. Cartoon duck created by Walt Disney. Generally bad-tempered in nature and dumber than a couple of chipmunks on helium.

2. To fart in the bath.
"Sorry about that Mickey. Just turn the TV up."
by Mr Ben February 07, 2005
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McCinsey

The absolute worst form of something. The opposite of the Real McCoy - if it's the Real McCinsey, you're fucked mister!
"This pizza is total McCinsey! I want my money back, bitch!"
by Mr Ben February 07, 2005
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sheep shifter

A sneaky individual, probably Welsh in origin, who feels uncomfortable in the presence of sheep. Because they are a sheep shagger and they don't want people to notice their erection poking through their trousers. May also cry uncontrolably when they see someone wearing a woolen garment.
"That guy is a bit of a sheep-shifter, isn't he?"
by Mr Ben February 08, 2005
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dufus

A kindly way of saying that one is stupid. Certainly much nicer than calling someone a fuckwit, anyway.
"You dufus! Click the Print button if you wanna print, not the Close button!"
by Mr Ben February 10, 2005
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