Definitions by Mr Ben

rake 

A person who can eat shitloads of food but not put on any weight. Big hair not required. See also mop.

"I was a rake until I went to University and now look at me."

rake by Mr Ben February 8, 2005

sheep shifter 

A sneaky individual, probably Welsh in origin, who feels uncomfortable in the presence of sheep. Because they are a sheep shagger and they don't want people to notice their erection poking through their trousers. May also cry uncontrolably when they see someone wearing a woolen garment.

"That guy is a bit of a sheep-shifter, isn't he?"

sheep shifter by Mr Ben February 8, 2005

spoodge

To deposit a large amount of something, usually semen.

"I'm going to the bank - I've a spoodge for them."

spoodge by Mr Ben February 8, 2005

file under b 

To throw into a bin, to dispose of, to discard rubbish.

"Another AOL trial CD in the post."

"Oh, just file it under B."

file under b by Mr Ben February 8, 2005

paperweight 

A term describing a heavy technical item which no longer works and could easily be replaced.

"My computer's a total paperweight at the minute."

paperweight by Mr Ben February 8, 2005

newidium 

A derogatory term, used to describe bogus-sounding chemicals found in various products within the cosmetics industry.

"New Pantene Pro-V Ultra! With polyhydro-oxides and vitamin G17! Restores the shine to your hair!" - "polyhydro-oxides" and "vitamin G17" are two examples of newidiums.

newidium by Mr Ben February 8, 2005

featherweight 

An obnoxious teenager who pretends to be blind-drunk after unwittingly drinking a plain Red Bull, expecting vodka or Jack Daniels to be mixed inside.

"Leah is such a featherweight, it's embarrassing!"

featherweight by Mr Ben February 8, 2005