What's hide-and-seek?

The question you ask when someone has explained something to you countless times and you still don't get it.

Phil: To play baseball, you swing the bat at the ball.
Clyde: What?
Phil: I said, you swing the bat at the ball.
Clyde: Swing what where?
Phil: SWING BAT AT BALL!
Clyde: Sorry, what's hide-and-seek?

by MpegEVIL June 22, 2011

Subdude

An assistant or guy working under a dude, usually a specialist in a specific field.

Phil: Our shower STILL doesn't work!
Dude: Alright, I have a subdude who specializes in shower plumbing, so I'll call him.

by MpegEVIL June 21, 2011

Dialage

A type of prank in which you call some important organization (ex. CIA, FBI, 911) and give the phone to someone else.

Phil: Last week I called the CIA and gave the phone to George.
Clyde: Nice dialage, man!

by MpegEVIL May 14, 2011

Pishwang

A sudden inconvenience.

I'd keep you for detention, but I wouldn't want to put a pishwang like that in your afternoon.

by MpegEVIL May 27, 2011

Leftover Pudding

Animal crap, scat, feces, etc.

Phil: Hey, Clyde, don't step in that leftover pudding over there.

by MpegEVIL June 21, 2011

Dude

A carpenter or other professional hired to help with home improvement or appliance fixing.

Phil: Oh man, our shower isn't working!
Clyde: OK, I'll call a dude to fix it tomorrow.

by MpegEVIL June 21, 2011

Yed

A color made when mixing red and white with less red.

Yed looks a bit like #FF8073 in a web designers color palette.

by MpegEVIL May 27, 2011