MpegEVIL's definitions

Turning Into A Tree

When you're playing a game and there's some glitch that makes you die twice on the same life (ie. You get shot and fall off a cliff, two people shoot you at the exact same time).

Phil: Ha! Clyde, I shot you!
George: No, I shot him!
Clyde: I'm turning into a tree here!

by MpegEVIL June 14, 2011

MP4 Player

Someone or something acting way cooler than they really are.

Example 1:
Nerdy Kid: Yo, what's up, I'm cool now!
Phil: No you're not, you're just an MP4 Player.

Example 2:
Salesman: BUY OXI CLEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Phil: Oxi Clean is such an MP4 Player.

by MpegEVIL June 14, 2011

Deserves A Third String Solo

When one who is inexperienced and/or not completely fit for the task at hand is given a chance to try it without assistance from a more experienced person, they are being given their deserved third string solo.

Phil: I'll be away Friday, so the intern will have to finish the project proposal.

Clyde: But he's only an intern! Shouldn't George help him with it?

Phil: Oh, relax, he deserves a third string solo.

by MpegEVIL June 11, 2011

High Quality Audio

A conversation shared by two or more really brilliant people that no one around is smart enough to understand.

Phil: George and Bill are talking about like calculus or something.

Clyde: Yeah, that sure is some High Quality Audio.

by MpegEVIL June 8, 2011

Subperior

Someone who gets along in life by thinking that they're better than everyone else.

Phil: Look at George, he thinks he's so cool.
Clyde: I know, he's such a subperior.

by MpegEVIL June 8, 2011

Crumple Your Donkey

Phrase used in place of "Burst your bubble" or "Rain on your parade."

Phil: Yay! Tacos for lunch today!
Clyde: I'd hate to crumple your donkey, but they changed today's lunch to creamed spinach.

by MpegEVIL June 6, 2011

Filanky

A chaotic situation.

Clyde, you were the one that spilled the glass and started this whole filanky!

by MpegEVIL May 28, 2011