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Squareullar

Having or resembling a square shape.
Phil: What shape is that?
Clyde: I don't know. 4 congruent sides, 4 congruent angles, but yet not a square.
Phil: I know! It's squareullar!
by MpegEVIL September 24, 2011
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Euh

The vowel used to pronounce lone consadants like M (euhmmmmm), N (euhnnnnn), and L (euhlllll). The symbol for an "Euh" is a sideways lowercase e.
Euhlllll
by MpegEVIL July 15, 2011
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Plamph

A large segmented snake made out of rock.

Plamphs usually live underground.

Plamphs eat a variety of things, including metal, rust, charcoal, wood, humans, preferably clowns; glue, soap, squirrels, chipmunks, rubber, ducks, batteries, preferably D-Cell; horses, cows, gazelles, zebras, rabbits, and car motors.

Plamphs are most commonly found in New England, with very cold winters and very hot summers.

Plamphs usually live in mountainous areas, since there's room under the mountain to start a nest.

Male plamphs stun their prey by screeching at an unbearable pitch and volume.

Female plamphs don't hunt, rather stay underground to protect the herd.

There are only 9 known species of plamphs (genus Planfa): Granite (Communia), Lapis Lazuli (Lazuli), Sandstone (Tophus), Diamond (Adamas), Mountain (Collis), Quartz (Vicustractus), Topaz (Chrysolithus), Emerald (Smaragdus), and Urban (Urbanae).

Plamphs of different species usually don't get along.

Plamphs usually travel in herds of the same species. There are usually 7-15 plamphs in a herd, and 3-5 herds in a pack. A plomph is made up of 3-5 packs, meaning up to 375 plamphs in a plomph.

Plamphs mate twice a year, in the spring and the fall, and lay eggs 4-7 feet under ground. 7-10 plamph eggs are produced each season, but only about 3 survive.

Baby male plamphs are taught by their fathers to screech and hunt, and baby female plamphs are taught by their mothers to care for the family.
I saw a plamph in my backyard. It tok a bite out of my porch and burrowed back underground to join its herd.
by MpegEVIL July 17, 2011
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Quace

1. A word you say when somebody asks for a noun or verb and you want to be annoying.

2. A mythical square fruit (square + quince).

3. A word that can mean almost anything in almost any case.
1. Clyde: Okay, I need a noun.
Phil: Ummm...quace.
Clyde: Quace?
Phil: Sorry.

2. Phil: I'm hungry.
Clyde: Me too. I could really go for a quace.

3. Clyde: Hey Phil, could I borrow a pencil?
Phil: Quace.
by MpegEVIL August 7, 2011
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Ride The Snowball

Cash in or pick up on another person's energetic or productive attitude.
Phil: We'll never get this project done! Our debug team is too lazy!
Clyde: Oh, don't worry. Our programmers have been pretty productive, so the rest of us can just ride the snowball from here.
by MpegEVIL November 15, 2011
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Semular

Vaguely connected to or related to.
A trapezoid is semular to a square.
by MpegEVIL June 14, 2011
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Turning Into A Tree

When you're playing a game and there's some glitch that makes you die twice on the same life (ie. You get shot and fall off a cliff, two people shoot you at the exact same time).
Phil: Ha! Clyde, I shot you!
George: No, I shot him!
Clyde: I'm turning into a tree here!
by MpegEVIL June 14, 2011
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