Definitions by Most credible defender
Zelenskyy
Zelenskyy is the most based person to ever exist on the face of this earth. The sheer weight of his balls require buildings to be reinforced before he enters them.
Zelenskyy by Most credible defender March 12, 2022
VDV
Russian Paratroopers: Putin’s personal sacrifices. The more that die, the stronger he becomes. Formed the basis of the USSR’s spearhead forces during the late Cold War and was viewed as a serious threat to NATO’s rear lines; directly led to development of both the P90 and MP7 personal defense weapons in NATO. Shockingly poor performance and tactics on all levels demonstrated in the Russo-Ukraine War.
VDV by Most credible defender March 12, 2022
Su-75
Su-75 Femboy: NATO’s official designation for the Su-75. Russia tried to name it “Checkmate” but that didn’t fit with NATO naming convention (that all Fighters start with an F), so of course it didn’t stick.
Su-75 by Most credible defender March 12, 2022
OSINT
Open source intelligence: it’s like sigint but for nerds on the Internet who don’t know what SIGINT means. Most OSINT analysts (myself included) live on a diet of pizza and hentai.
OSINT by Most credible defender March 12, 2022
JAS 39
Multirole fighter produced by Saab, so painfully average that no nation with sense buys it over the F-35 when (very frequently) given the choice. Some say that Saab’s marketing department will snatch you off the side of the road and assault you with bats should you badmouth the Gripen
JAS 39 by Most credible defender March 12, 2022
IFV
Infantry Fighting Vehicle, an armored vehicle designed primarily to fight enemy infantry and lighter vehicles. The average viewer tends to confuse these with tanks, or think everything on treads is a tank. Some even go as far as to play semantics to justify calling everything a tank, in the same vein someone would try to justify calling a magazine a clip. Those people need a good strangling.
IFV by Most credible defender March 12, 2022