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LazerPig 

The most based defense analyst in the history of modern warfare. Only barely outclassed by Sun Tzu.
I'd let LazerPig have my babies
LazerPig by Most credible defender September 14, 2022
The most based man to ever exist, and current leader of the free world. (would let him cum inside)
Zelenskyy is the most based person to ever exist on the face of this earth. The sheer weight of his balls require buildings to be reinforced before he enters them.
Russian Paratroopers: Putin’s personal sacrifices. The more that die, the stronger he becomes. Formed the basis of the USSR’s spearhead forces during the late Cold War and was viewed as a serious threat to NATO’s rear lines; directly led to development of both the P90 and MP7 personal defense weapons in NATO. Shockingly poor performance and tactics on all levels demonstrated in the Russo-Ukraine War.
The VDV got fucking nuked in Kyiv, fuck those guys
VDV by Most credible defender March 12, 2022
Su-75 Femboy: NATO’s official designation for the Su-75. Russia tried to name it “Checkmate” but that didn’t fit with NATO naming convention (that all Fighters start with an F), so of course it didn’t stick.
You see that SU-75 femboy over there? I want to penetrate them so hard with my Javelin missile
Su-75 by Most credible defender March 12, 2022
Open source intelligence: it’s like sigint but for nerds on the Internet who don’t know what SIGINT means. Most OSINT analysts (myself included) live on a diet of pizza and hentai.
OSINT is not doxxing, retard
OSINT by Most credible defender March 12, 2022
Multirole fighter produced by Saab, so painfully average that no nation with sense buys it over the F-35 when (very frequently) given the choice. Some say that Saab’s marketing department will snatch you off the side of the road and assault you with bats should you badmouth the Gripen
Holy fuck the JAS 39 is so fucking terrible holy fuck bro
Infantry Fighting Vehicle, an armored vehicle designed primarily to fight enemy infantry and lighter vehicles. The average viewer tends to confuse these with tanks, or think everything on treads is a tank. Some even go as far as to play semantics to justify calling everything a tank, in the same vein someone would try to justify calling a magazine a clip. Those people need a good strangling.
An IFV is not a fucking tank jesus christ bro
IFV by Most credible defender March 12, 2022