Zelenskyy is the most based person to ever exist on the face of this earth. The sheer weight of his balls require buildings to be reinforced before he enters them.
by Most credible defender March 12, 2022

The correct term for a ski jump on aircraft carriers. Used by has-been navies that can’t afford catapults (see Admiral Kuznetsov). Bri’ish “people” citation needed will insist that they’re actually called “champ ramps”. Ignore them.
by Most credible defender March 12, 2022

Open source intelligence: it’s like sigint but for nerds on the Internet who don’t know what SIGINT means. Most OSINT analysts (myself included) live on a diet of pizza and hentai.
by Most credible defender March 12, 2022

Russian Paratroopers: Putin’s personal sacrifices. The more that die, the stronger he becomes. Formed the basis of the USSR’s spearhead forces during the late Cold War and was viewed as a serious threat to NATO’s rear lines; directly led to development of both the P90 and MP7 personal defense weapons in NATO. Shockingly poor performance and tactics on all levels demonstrated in the Russo-Ukraine War.
by Most credible defender March 12, 2022

Su-75 Femboy: NATO’s official designation for the Su-75. Russia tried to name it “Checkmate” but that didn’t fit with NATO naming convention (that all Fighters start with an F), so of course it didn’t stick.
by Most credible defender March 12, 2022

Infantry Fighting Vehicle, an armored vehicle designed primarily to fight enemy infantry and lighter vehicles. The average viewer tends to confuse these with tanks, or think everything on treads is a tank. Some even go as far as to play semantics to justify calling everything a tank, in the same vein someone would try to justify calling a magazine a clip. Those people need a good strangling.
by Most credible defender March 12, 2022

I'd let LazerPig have my babies
by Most credible defender September 14, 2022
