F-35

5th generation multirole stealth aircraft that radiates pure sexual energy as opposed to radar return. The intensity of the erotic and lewd feelings that stir in one’s loins upon sight of it have made it controversial project much like the gay-bomb. Many overstate the cost of an individual F-35 to be as high as $1B per unit (or one-third of a B-2 at current exchange rates). These people are morons. They’re actually around 70 mil. They also come in 3 variants, (4 including the Israeli variant (5 including the submersible variant in current testing) talk about wet and messy)) all the more to suit an individual nation’s tastes in how they like their planefu. (I would absolutely fuck an F-35C right in the VTOL.)
by Most credible defender March 13, 2022
Get the F-35 mug.

OSINT

Open source intelligence: it’s like sigint but for nerds on the Internet who don’t know what SIGINT means. Most OSINT analysts (myself included) live on a diet of pizza and hentai.
OSINT is not doxxing, retard
by Most credible defender March 13, 2022
Get the OSINT mug.

LazerPig

The most based defense analyst in the history of modern warfare. Only barely outclassed by Sun Tzu.
I'd let LazerPig have my babies
by Most credible defender September 14, 2022
Get the LazerPig mug.

IFV

Infantry Fighting Vehicle, an armored vehicle designed primarily to fight enemy infantry and lighter vehicles. The average viewer tends to confuse these with tanks, or think everything on treads is a tank. Some even go as far as to play semantics to justify calling everything a tank, in the same vein someone would try to justify calling a magazine a clip. Those people need a good strangling.
An IFV is not a fucking tank jesus christ bro
by Most credible defender March 13, 2022
Get the IFV mug.

Zelenskyy

The most based man to ever exist, and current leader of the free world. (would let him cum inside)
Zelenskyy is the most based person to ever exist on the face of this earth. The sheer weight of his balls require buildings to be reinforced before he enters them.
by Most credible defender March 13, 2022
Get the Zelenskyy mug.

Cope Slope

The correct term for a ski jump on aircraft carriers. Used by has-been navies that can’t afford catapults (see Admiral Kuznetsov). Bri’ish “people” citation needed will insist that they’re actually called “champ ramps”. Ignore them.
by Most credible defender March 13, 2022
Get the Cope Slope mug.

VDV

Russian Paratroopers: Putin’s personal sacrifices. The more that die, the stronger he becomes. Formed the basis of the USSR’s spearhead forces during the late Cold War and was viewed as a serious threat to NATO’s rear lines; directly led to development of both the P90 and MP7 personal defense weapons in NATO. Shockingly poor performance and tactics on all levels demonstrated in the Russo-Ukraine War.
The VDV got fucking nuked in Kyiv, fuck those guys
by Most credible defender March 13, 2022
Get the VDV mug.