Definitions by Moses

Rey

A very very cool guy, with a penis the size of Nebraska (The Springsteen album... since it's an LP, it has a diameter of 12"). He's hot, he's cool... he's just so "very".

Also known as a "Reybee".

I wish I were Rey

Rey by Moses January 14, 2004

K-T 

Kroger Tard- Someone who works at the Kroger grocery store.

My friend Krug is a tard to begin with, now he works at Kroger and is a KT.

K-T by Moses December 13, 2003

Boner Tyme 

The time interval between when you awake in the morning and get in the shower.

Every morning when I wake up it is boner tyme.

Boner Tyme by Moses November 23, 2003

Mosizzle 

How to say moses in ebonics

Whasup mosizzle...nothin muh nizzle

Mosizzle by Moses November 12, 2003

BUFU 

bumble fuck, place in the middle of nowhere

dude theres nothing here. its total bufu.

BUFU by moses October 26, 2003

Carrot

A red headed woman with a stylish bush.

Listen Frank, that Carrot was too tight to pass up.

Carrot by Moses October 13, 2003

dido 

The Same Ass

I love you. Dido.

dido by Moses July 24, 2003