Moses's definitions

war pigs

(noun). A game in which you and your friends try to fuck the ugliest bitch you can find and whoever bags the nastiest bitch wins. (typically played when drunk and/or high)

Ryan: Chris is so fucked up, every time we go out all he wants to do is play warpigs.

Dima: Yeah I know, everynight that ass brings back the nastiest slapper I have ever seen.

by Moses April 7, 2005

beef

To fail to complete a surfing/skateboarding/snowboarding/biking, stunt, by crashing usually involving bodily harm.

Robby attempted a half air-to-air tick-tack fakey, but he got the willies mid-air, bailed out, and beefed on the quarter-pipe flat. His face was mush.

by Moses March 5, 2004

rationality

see logical.
The ability to reason. A quality lacking in most. A good rule of thumb is, those who claim to be rational are the least rational. Virtually non-existant in political circles worldwide. While not important to happiness, the world needs rational people to function. No one knows why.

Hey man, i'm the most rational mofo in here.
Oh no you ain't.

by Moses June 16, 2004

Mosizzle

How to say moses in ebonics

Whasup mosizzle...nothin muh nizzle

by Moses November 12, 2003

anglo-saxon

The result when 'white' met 'bred'

I'm glad I'm not anglo-saxon...

by Moses July 14, 2004

Woundie

Indian (Tamil) origin
1)Used in mainly a playful context with friends.
2)calling some one a dick or asshole.

1)You're such a woundie Deepan!
2)what a WOUNDIE!

by Moses January 30, 2005

Rey

A very very cool guy, with a penis the size of Nebraska (The Springsteen album... since it's an LP, it has a diameter of 12"). He's hot, he's cool... he's just so "very".

Also known as a "Reybee".

I wish I were Rey

by Moses January 14, 2004