Moses's definitions

Rey

A very very cool guy, with a penis the size of Nebraska (The Springsteen album... since it's an LP, it has a diameter of 12"). He's hot, he's cool... he's just so "very".

Also known as a "Reybee".

I wish I were Rey

by Moses January 14, 2004

K-T

Kroger Tard- Someone who works at the Kroger grocery store.

My friend Krug is a tard to begin with, now he works at Kroger and is a KT.

by Moses December 13, 2003

Boner Tyme

The time interval between when you awake in the morning and get in the shower.

Every morning when I wake up it is boner tyme.

by Moses November 23, 2003

Mosizzle

How to say moses in ebonics

Whasup mosizzle...nothin muh nizzle

by Moses November 12, 2003

BUFU

bumble fuck, place in the middle of nowhere

dude theres nothing here. its total bufu.

by moses October 26, 2003

Carrot

A red headed woman with a stylish bush.

Listen Frank, that Carrot was too tight to pass up.

by Moses October 13, 2003

dido

The Same Ass

I love you. Dido.

by Moses July 24, 2003