Morty c-137's definitions

Ajit Pai

n. See spineless invertebrate
A man who needs Lord Shrek to show him the true way of life.

Man, that Ajit Pai is such a cunt! He wants our inter-
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by Morty c-137 December 23, 2017

Halitosis

Very bad breath

I was going to ask that girl out, but her halitosis stopped me.

by Morty c-137 December 28, 2017

Ravioli, Ravioli, Give Me The Formuoli

A subliminal message, pretending to be “Ravioli, Ravioli, Great Barrier Reef!”
Used by evil single-celled amoebas and plankton.

Robot Krabs: Don’t listen to him, SpongeBob. Remember: ravioli, ravioli, give me the formuoli.

by Morty c-137 December 31, 2017

🧐

A smarter, more intellectual version of 🤔

You: 🤔
Me, an intellectual:🧐

by Morty c-137 January 14, 2018

Do The Mario

A masterpiece of music, this is often credited as the best song created by human beings. Sung by lord and savior Lou Albano. Often, it helps cure depression and anxiety.

Do the Mario!
Swing your arms from side to side!
Come on, it's time to go. Do the Mario!
Take one step, and then again!
Let's do the Mario, all together now!

You got it! It's the Mario! Do the Mario!
Swing your arms from side to side!
Come on, it's time to go. Do the Mario!
Take one step, and then again!
Let's do the Mario, all together now!
Come on now!
Just like thaaaat!

by Morty c-137 January 14, 2018

Love

Just a chemical reaction that compels animals to mate.

Love is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to mate. I did it, your parents did it. Break the cycle, Morty. Focus on science.

by Morty c-137 January 14, 2018

c-137

The original dimension of convict Rick Sanchez and his Morty. Also referred to as earth.

Councilman Rick: Rick Sanchez of dimension c-137, you are under arrest for multiple crimes against the Council of Ricks!

by Morty c-137 November 15, 2017