Definitions by Morty c-137

otatop 

.otatop yeht yaw eht dne t'nod secnetnes nehw desufnoc teg elpoeP

.otatop ot tnuoc nac i

otatop by Morty c-137 February 15, 2018

hot 

Something men can never be. See big shaq.

Big Shaq! Man’s not hot! Skrra!

hot by Morty c-137 February 15, 2018

math 

Something that people hate because they’re terrible at it. See rage quit.

Jomothy: OMG I HAATE MATH! 😡
Me: Bro chill... you just hate it because you’re crap at it. 🤓

math by Morty c-137 February 15, 2018

🧐

A smarter, more intellectual version of 🤔

You: 🤔
Me, an intellectual:🧐

🧐 by Morty c-137 January 14, 2018

Do The Mario

A masterpiece of music, this is often credited as the best song created by human beings. Sung by lord and savior Lou Albano. Often, it helps cure depression and anxiety.

Do the Mario!
Swing your arms from side to side!
Come on, it's time to go. Do the Mario!
Take one step, and then again!
Let's do the Mario, all together now!

You got it! It's the Mario! Do the Mario!
Swing your arms from side to side!
Come on, it's time to go. Do the Mario!
Take one step, and then again!
Let's do the Mario, all together now!
Come on now!
Just like thaaaat!

Do The Mario by Morty c-137 January 14, 2018

Love 

Just a chemical reaction that compels animals to mate.

Love is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to mate. I did it, your parents did it. Break the cycle, Morty. Focus on science.

Love by Morty c-137 January 14, 2018

Ravioli, Ravioli, Give Me The Formuoli 

A subliminal message, pretending to be “Ravioli, Ravioli, Great Barrier Reef!”
Used by evil single-celled amoebas and plankton.

Robot Krabs: Don’t listen to him, SpongeBob. Remember: ravioli, ravioli, give me the formuoli.

Ravioli, Ravioli, Give Me The Formuoli by Morty c-137 December 31, 2017