Morty c-137's definitions

🧐

A smarter, more intellectual version of 🤔

You: 🤔
Me, an intellectual:🧐

by Morty c-137 January 14, 2018

c-137

The original dimension of convict Rick Sanchez and his Morty. Also referred to as earth.

Councilman Rick: Rick Sanchez of dimension c-137, you are under arrest for multiple crimes against the Council of Ricks!

by Morty c-137 November 15, 2017

hot

Something men can never be. See big shaq.

Big Shaq! Man’s not hot! Skrra!

by Morty c-137 February 15, 2018

Ajit Pai

n. See spineless invertebrate
A man who needs Lord Shrek to show him the true way of life.

Man, that Ajit Pai is such a cunt! He wants our inter-
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by Morty c-137 December 23, 2017

Love

Just a chemical reaction that compels animals to mate.

Love is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to mate. I did it, your parents did it. Break the cycle, Morty. Focus on science.

by Morty c-137 January 14, 2018

math

Something that people hate because they’re terrible at it. See rage quit.

Jomothy: OMG I HAATE MATH! 😡
Me: Bro chill... you just hate it because you’re crap at it. 🤓

by Morty c-137 February 15, 2018

C-137

The dimension of convict Rick Sanchez and his Morty. He and his Morty fled this dimension after Cronenbergs overran it. Also the current home of Cronenberg Rick and Cronenberg Morty.

(On a form)
Dimension of Rick: C-137
Dimension of Jerry: N/A

by Morty c-137 November 18, 2017