Definitions by Monty Park
Welch wedge
Welch wedge by Monty Park August 5, 2009
Not-too-distant future
Not-too-distant future by Monty Park July 13, 2009
anti-compilationist
Someone who finds the idea of compilation CDs revolting for at least one of the following reasons:
1. The song-by-song nature of digital downloading has made compilations a restrictive, overexpensive, and unnecessary.
2. By buying it you allow the record companies to define what's "the best," which usually consists of the singles that those companies pushed hardest, and everyone knows the best songs on an album are the ones you never hear on the radio.
3. By buying compilations, you are denying yourself the pleasure of listening to an wide catalogue of music as it was first listened to, and thus have no sense of history.
4. Any compilations you do have in your possession should be hand-crafted and traded with prospective girlfriends.
1. The song-by-song nature of digital downloading has made compilations a restrictive, overexpensive, and unnecessary.
2. By buying it you allow the record companies to define what's "the best," which usually consists of the singles that those companies pushed hardest, and everyone knows the best songs on an album are the ones you never hear on the radio.
3. By buying compilations, you are denying yourself the pleasure of listening to an wide catalogue of music as it was first listened to, and thus have no sense of history.
4. Any compilations you do have in your possession should be hand-crafted and traded with prospective girlfriends.
Arthur: Ugh, my Mom just bought the Cars' greatest hits. She just doesn't get it.
Doug: Why must you be such an anti-compilationist?
Doug: Why must you be such an anti-compilationist?
anti-compilationist by Monty Park July 6, 2009
Gipture
If I interpret my Republican prophesies correctly, we will see the second coming of Reagan! The Gipture!
Gipture by Monty Park July 3, 2009
Palinization
Palinization by Monty Park July 3, 2009
Mouth-Love
Mouth-Love by Monty Park July 2, 2009