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Definitions by Monty Park

A word used by homothobes. It's highly offensive to the EDKQ community.
Thag book sucked.

Don't be such a homothobe, Kyle.
thag by Monty Park June 6, 2011

Welch wedge

The epic wedgie a teenage boy would get for wearing a Jack Welch suit to school.
I'd wear it to school, but who needs a Welch wedge?
Welch wedge by Monty Park August 5, 2009

Not-too-distant future 

Wow, this place looks like it's from the not-too-distant future!

anti-compilationist 

Someone who finds the idea of compilation CDs revolting for at least one of the following reasons:

1. The song-by-song nature of digital downloading has made compilations a restrictive, overexpensive, and unnecessary.

2. By buying it you allow the record companies to define what's "the best," which usually consists of the singles that those companies pushed hardest, and everyone knows the best songs on an album are the ones you never hear on the radio.

3. By buying compilations, you are denying yourself the pleasure of listening to an wide catalogue of music as it was first listened to, and thus have no sense of history.

4. Any compilations you do have in your possession should be hand-crafted and traded with prospective girlfriends.
Arthur: Ugh, my Mom just bought the Cars' greatest hits. She just doesn't get it.

Doug: Why must you be such an anti-compilationist?
If I interpret my Republican prophesies correctly, we will see the second coming of Reagan! The Gipture!
Gipture by Monty Park July 3, 2009

Palinization 

The temporary use of government as a tool for personal mafia-style tactics.
The Moreaux mayorship has helped to start the Palinization of Perth-Amboy politics.
Palinization by Monty Park July 3, 2009

Mouth-Love 

Oral sex. The phrase was popularized by a call-in segment on The Young Turks in July of 2009.
George Bush was getting mouth-love in the White House, the only difference was it was his wife!
Mouth-Love by Monty Park July 2, 2009