Definitions by Monkey

weirdo 

J, Preiya...

born weird, continues to be weird, will end weird

BOB: hey whose apartment we pre-gamin at?
BUBBA: Oh its these two gurls and this weirdo that live there. The two girls are cool, but that weirdo, man...

weirdo by monkey April 1, 2005

Big cock 

What every guy on the face of the world will tell you he has.

"Hey, I have a big cock!"

Big cock by Monkey March 28, 2005

hearn 

doing anything at a fast pace.

'stop hearning about and relax'

hearn by monkey March 16, 2005

tentacle porn 

Developed as an alternative to showing male genitalia, which is not legal in Japanese live-action adult films.

That tentacle is very phallic looking, no?

tentacle porn by Monkey March 10, 2005

flirt

this is a difficult word to define because what may be flirting to one person may not be to another. i guess, as a verb, it would be defined as intentionally trying to attract the attention of one you "like" using means that could be considered seductive.

'Natalie, u were flirting with him!'
'Nooo...thats just how i normally act. u could definately tell if i was actually flirting with him.'

flirt by Monkey February 20, 2005

columbian fog 

thick smoke created when smoking lots of pot in an enclosed space

He thought he was playing it cool, but the cop knew he was high when the columbian fog rolled out of the car window.

columbian fog by monkey January 28, 2005

phdiety 

university professor who claims omniscience because they spent a metric fuckload of years in school.
Considers themselves academic gods (dieties).

He tries to tell me how to fix his computer, when his degree is in business and my B.S. is in information systems. Fucking phdiety.

phdiety by monkey January 28, 2005