Monkey's definitions

rusty

a bitch ass faggot who thinks he's crazy but ain't and talks a lot of shit behind peoples backs

say somethin' to my face one on one, bitch

by Monkey January 31, 2004

eeyorish

depressed

You are acting eeyorish today.

by monkey October 2, 2003

Goku

A character, originating as Sun Wukong from the chinese legend Journey to the West, Son Goku has been adopted into two anime that I know of so far: the Dragon Ball saga (Which I loathe beyond all belief) and Gensoumaden Saiyuki (which I love).

Saiyuki's Goku could kick DB/DBZ/DBGT's Goku's ass. Let's see mister saiyin defeat a war god.

by Monkey December 6, 2004

doucherette

one who portrays themselves as high in popularity and looks down upon those who aren't as "cool" as they are, a complete tool to the in-crowd, one that is not liked

That guy with the Abercrombie clothes on is a doucherette.

by Monkey January 8, 2005

flirt

this is a difficult word to define because what may be flirting to one person may not be to another. i guess, as a verb, it would be defined as intentionally trying to attract the attention of one you "like" using means that could be considered seductive.

'Natalie, u were flirting with him!'
'Nooo...thats just how i normally act. u could definately tell if i was actually flirting with him.'

by Monkey February 20, 2005

Lovers flu

Where two people who are married/dating are off from work "sick" at the same time. Most likely they are either not sick or have some sort of STD.

Admin office :
"Mr X & Mrs Y are off with flu today."

Office staff :
"Dude, X & Y are off with lovers flu! LOL Probably got genital fungus"

by Monkey January 12, 2008

Bucket Fanny

huge crack that few come out of alive

my mate tom's still stuck in my bucket fanny. hes been there for years.

by monkey November 17, 2003