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Definitions by Monkey's Dad

gregarious loner 

Someone who so loves other people that she strictly avoids them, to protect everyone.
Looking down from her solitary balcony at the empty street, she thought warmly of her many friends, and those she hoped someday to meet, glad that they were nowhere near her, happy for the moment to be the gregarious loner.

party of one

The hot New York dinner reservation, during the coronaviral epidemic.
"Jack, party of one, your table is ready," Jack said quietly, as he sat down in his kitchen, prepared to enjoy his own company, and his justly famous mac'n'cheese.
party of one by Monkey's Dad April 10, 2020
A long, deep, audible breath which sounds like a sigh but has a pathological source.
For the tenth time in two minutes she heard him psygh, and realized that confinement was making him crazy.
psygh by Monkey's Dad April 9, 2020

slognosis 

The forecast that the course of a disease will be uphill and stretch over a long time.
The doctor's truthful slognosis was hard to hear: His covid symptoms would get worse before they got better, and recovery would be slow, if it happened at all.
slognosis by Monkey's Dad April 9, 2020

Isolationship 

Long- or short-distance relationship between two people kept apart due to shelter-in-place constraints.
Their hot and heavy isolationship was getting weird, the limits of cyber romance coming clear. She lived three blocks away from him, they hadn't been able to see the other for two weeks, each of them trapped in their apartments.
Isolationship by Monkey's Dad April 9, 2020

significan't other 

Your partner in an isolationship. The lover you are prevented from being with, due to stay-at-home orders during the coronaviral lockdown
She longed for his embrace, but for now he was her significan't other, their desire for each other intensified because of enforced solitude.

snake preview 

A dishonest, untrustworthy person's first, seemingly innocuous gesture that should have tipped you off as to their character.
It was many years later, after he had left her for her best friend, that she realized - his stiffing the waiter on their first date was a snake preview.
snake preview by Monkey's Dad April 9, 2020