Excessively orderly and fussy, paying too much attention to detail, as the result of being locked in during the coronaviral era.
She had always been relaxed and carefree. But with nowhere to go and no one to see, she reorganized every item in the bathroom cabinet by size, color and alphabetical order, and worried she was becoming coronal retentive.
by Monkey's Dad March 31, 2020
Ironyclad as always, her eulogy for her mother began, "You all know mom? She sends her regrets at being unable to attend today's festivities", but the mourners all understood it was her defense against grief.
by Monkey's Dad March 12, 2020
Knowing it would take his colleague a while to figure it out, or to seek its meaning on Urban Dictionary, Jason began his text with a subtle-yet-direct salutation - "Dear SOTE..."
by Monkey's Dad August 29, 2021
Very 2020, it's a look.
Jessica was happy with her homemade haircut. Even if it looked a bit ... ummm ... uneven, it had been given with love.
by Monkey's Dad May 28, 2020
The number of days it took the Unites States to add one million cases of coronavirus to its total - 99 for the first million, 43 for the second, 28 for the third million, the fruits of heedlessly 're-opening'.
He stared at the numbers. 99-43-28. Not a football play. Not the combination of a safe. It was exponential, viral spread of the disease. And he understood that this is what viral' means, and that they could reasonably expect another million to accrue in the next two weeks or so.
by Monkey's Dad July 08, 2020
A signal of mutual attraction, directed to a man by a woman, as she turns away and very subtly angles her hips and derriere.
Knowing his eyes were on her, she turned to give him a fleeting but unmistakable backsided compliment.
by Monkey's Dad January 05, 2020
hey babe, u fell asleep last night with ur phone open to ur txt messages. dunno who 'tomorrow night my place' is, but u may as well stay there 'cause ydtm.
by Monkey's Dad August 22, 2022