2020 Social Climber

Someone who aspires to share dinner in a restaurant with another person, before the year is out.

He accepted that he was a 2020 Social Climber, longing to be invited to any party, where he would weave fanciful stories of having been anywhere, and rubbed elbows with anyone.

by Monkey's Dad March 29, 2020

Prozacco

Prozac with bubbles. Sparkling white wine with miraculous antidepressant properties.

She turned off the news, opened a bottle of Prozacco and felt her spirits effervesce.

by Monkey's Dad March 22, 2020

sects axe

What religious dyslexics do with each other in the privacy of their bedroom.

They kept a diary detailing their devout if kinky sects axe, confident that if it were ever discovered, no one could decipher it.

by Monkey's Dad March 12, 2020

resilify

To increase resilience and enhance immunity.

After her double nursing shift, she was exhausted, anxious and hungry, all making her vulnerable. She hoped that a good dinner and a night's sleep would help her resilify, as she was going to need her strength tomorrow.

by Monkey's Dad March 18, 2020

airy-fairyudition

A talent for articulating every kind of new age nonsense .

She held forth on her horoscope, crystals, the definite possibility that unicorns actually exist, with mesmerizing airy-fairyudition,

by Monkey's Dad February 16, 2020

Guitnarcolepsy

Falling asleep whilst playing the guitar, a nocturne in the key of Z.

Happens every time. He starts to practice and is soon having a rest, a clear case of guitnarcolepsy.

by Monkey's Dad January 19, 2023

GFF

A feminine refinement of BFF, meaning GirlFriends Forever.

"Lauren and me have known each other since we were, like, little, and we are, like, GFF."

by Monkey's Dad August 22, 2021