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rhoids

Abbreviated word for hemorrhoids.
I can't go on a bike ride today, Billy, because my rhoids are shooting flames through the seat of my pants.
by Monkdunker August 27, 2003
mugGet the rhoidsmug.

Similarity

When someone's face looks so much like his asshole that his intestines don't know which way to pump the shit.
Dude, you got a bad case of similarity!
by Monkdunker August 25, 2003
mugGet the Similaritymug.

hubba-hubba

The worst phrase ever uttered by the "Greatest Generation," meaning something very desireable, such as a beautiful woman, or an indication of approval.
Hubba-hubba, Joe, did you see the wonderful gams on that swell dame? (Presently, anyone caught using hubba-hubba should be flogged & fined.)
by Monkdunker August 27, 2003
mugGet the hubba-hubbamug.

stinky slinky

The act of anal sex performed by a man on another man, or woman.
During a hot roll in the sack, he slipped her the stinky slinky.
by Monkdunker August 26, 2003
mugGet the stinky slinkymug.

sobig

Something too large to be comprehended or utilized for any useful purpose, or a computer virus.
1.That sobig virus trashed my computer.
2.John, your tool is sobig that I'm gonna have to charge you extra if ya wanna hummer.
3.Blaine, that book for my Organic Chemistry class was like sobig that I didn't bother to try and read it, so that bastardo professor flunked me.
by Monkdunker August 27, 2003
mugGet the sobigmug.

butt-wipe

Fool, idiot, imbecile, wiper of other people's bottoms.
Dude, I hope your butt-wipe friend doesn't show up and wreck the party.
by Monkdunker August 26, 2003
mugGet the butt-wipemug.

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