butt dunker

An informal term for a bidet.

If your asshole is on fire, you better cool it off in the butt dunker.

by Monkdunker August 27, 2003

WMD

1.Weapons of Mass Destruction--A mythical concept that lives in the minds of paranoid, old, white guys and is used to scare the public and gather support for attacking another country.
(also see bogeyman)
2.A term used to generate income for Haliburton.
3.Something that the US is permitted to own, but reserves the right to determine which other countries may also own them.

If we can convice Americans that Iraq has WMDs, we can kick the snot out of them and pay Haliburton to rebuild the place.

by Monkdunker September 03, 2003

butt-wipe

Fool, idiot, imbecile, wiper of other people's bottoms.

Dude, I hope your butt-wipe friend doesn't show up and wreck the party.

by Monkdunker August 26, 2003

stinky slinky

The act of anal sex performed by a man on another man, or woman.

During a hot roll in the sack, he slipped her the stinky slinky.

by Monkdunker August 27, 2003

Similarity

When someone's face looks so much like his asshole that his intestines don't know which way to pump the shit.

Dude, you got a bad case of similarity!

by Monkdunker August 26, 2003

Viagravation

Frustration caused by the inability to get an erection after taking a dose of Viagra.

He's suffering from viagravation because he still can't get it up, even though he took a dose of Viagra.

by Monkdunker November 24, 2003