acupester

to annoy someone by poking them with a sharp object like a pen, pencil, or fingernail.

Please stop acupestering me with your pen.

by Momus the Sarcastic October 21, 2012

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mommy brigade

a group of parents who congregate in front of the school in order to shuttle their kids to and from school and after-school activities

She: Where's Joan?
He: She had to join the mommy brigade to pick up her daughter and take her to soccer practice.

by Momus the Sarcastic November 09, 2009

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I took FiFi to the groomer to get a pawdicure; her nails were getting really long.

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carmageddon, n., a major crash involving lots of cars strewn along the highway.

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To drive with the blinker still flashing after changing lanes or making a turn.

Also: fogey flasher, fogey flashing

He: Is that guy going to turn?
She: No. He's been fogey flashing for six blocks.

by Momus the Sarcastic December 22, 2009

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Slowing sipping your drink when you're really thirsty.

She: I thought that Bill was really thirsty but he's only sipping his beer.
He: Yeah. He's thursing it.

by Momus the Sarcastic November 25, 2009

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bandalize, verb, to destroy of a hotel room or arena by a rock band and/or its audience.

The Who bandalized the local hotel causing thousands of dollars in damage.

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