Momus the Sarcastic's definitions

bandalism

bandalism, n., destruction of a hotel room or arena by a rock band and/or its audience.

The fans at the concert engaged in serious bandalism by tearing out the seats at the stadium.

by Momus the Sarcastic August 14, 2009

fogey flash

To drive with the blinker still flashing after changing lanes or making a turn.

Also: fogey flasher, fogey flashing

He: Is that guy going to turn?
She: No. He's been fogey flashing for six blocks.

by Momus the Sarcastic December 22, 2009

NFC

No Fucking Chance.

Joe: Do think that you'll get a raise this year?
Jane: NFC, no fucking chance.

by Momus the Sarcastic October 8, 2009

sluttorney

An attorney more noted for getting publicity than for legal abilities.

He: I see that fame-whore who claims to be an actor's mistress has an attorney to handle the press.

She: Yeah, she's retained a sluttorney instead of a lawyer.

by Momus the Sarcastic December 2, 2009

skankatrocious

skankily atrocious or atrociously skanky; either way, really nasty.

He: Who was that skankatrocious dude you were with last night?

She: Your cousin.

by Momus the Sarcastic June 3, 2010

muttrosexual

An unattractive man who tries to look and act sophisticated.

Bubba is so muttrosexual in that tux.

by Momus the Sarcastic September 2, 2009

photoweave

Using a photo-enhancing sofware program to create a new hairstyle or enhance an existing style.

Can be a noun or a verb.

Him: Wow! That model's got big hair!
Her: It's just a photoweave.

by Momus the Sarcastic November 6, 2009