Momus the Sarcastic's definitions

NFC

No Fucking Chance.

Joe: Do think that you'll get a raise this year?
Jane: NFC, no fucking chance.

by Momus the Sarcastic October 8, 2009

sluttorney

An attorney more noted for getting publicity than for legal abilities.

He: I see that fame-whore who claims to be an actor's mistress has an attorney to handle the press.

She: Yeah, she's retained a sluttorney instead of a lawyer.

by Momus the Sarcastic December 2, 2009

skankatrocious

skankily atrocious or atrociously skanky; either way, really nasty.

He: Who was that skankatrocious dude you were with last night?

She: Your cousin.

by Momus the Sarcastic June 3, 2010

FiDi

The Financial District of San Francisco, California. Also known as Wall Street West.

My office is in the FiDi near Market Street.

by Momus the Sarcastic August 6, 2009

bandal

bandal, n., a member of a rock band who has destroyed a hotel room, usually in a drunken or drug-induced frenzy.

Prominent bandals: Keith Moon, Led Zeppelin.

by Momus the Sarcastic August 14, 2009

photoweave

Using a photo-enhancing sofware program to create a new hairstyle or enhance an existing style.

Can be a noun or a verb.

Him: Wow! That model's got big hair!
Her: It's just a photoweave.

by Momus the Sarcastic November 6, 2009

muttrosexual

An unattractive man who tries to look and act sophisticated.

Bubba is so muttrosexual in that tux.

by Momus the Sarcastic September 2, 2009