Mommy milf Jessica 's definitions

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Absolutely nothing but a symbol and a letter your not cute nor quirky JeSsIcA

“Hehehe I’m so quirkyy<3”

by Mommy milf Jessica October 10, 2021

Your mom

The irresponsible lady who had sex one too many times then got pregnant with your ugly ass just to grow you in her fat stomach so she could push you out her pussy only to spend money to feed and look after you. What a waste of sperm and 9 months. Especially if you were born in 2010 or born a Scorpio

“Guess what”
“What”
“Your mom”

by Mommy milf Jessica October 10, 2021

Wiener toss

Your guy friend cuts off his wiener and throws it, aiming to land it right in your bussay or butthole

“Last night I played wiener toss with Jessica”

by Mommy milf Jessica October 10, 2021

Monstrous gurgle

When your brushing your teeth when all of the sudden you choke on the toothpaste and you gurgle it in your throat and it slowly builds up and you foam out the mouth as if you had rabies

“Yo this morning I had a monstrous gurgle”

by Mommy milf Jessica October 10, 2021

Moist bumfuzzul

When you shake a pop can so much then shove it up your bum and you sit too hard so that it opens and explodes in your bum and it’s all sticky

“Last night I did the moist bumfuzzul challenge

by Mommy milf Jessica October 10, 2021

Blue balled Bell

When your teacher runs out of the class room doing the little dinky hold run so you go over to the staff room and hear the vice principal moan super loudly and you hear your teacher say “UGH SORRY BBG I HAVE…BLUE BALLS 😔”

“HAHAHAHAHAH JESSICA OUR NEW NAME FOR MR. BELL IS BLUE BALLED BELL!!”

by Mommy milf Jessica October 10, 2021

Shart

When your sick, cold, and sitting on your grandmas new white couch when suddenly you let out a twisted ripper fart.. you roll off the couch and scoot on your ass over to the bathroom leaving a forbidden chocolate stain behind you

“So.. Gramma I accidentally sharted on your new white couch. Please forgive me, Sincerely, Jessica”

by Mommy milf Jessica October 10, 2021