Mommy milf Jessica 's definitions

Uptown funk

A funky sex move when a boy chokes you in a party bus then quickly spins you around as he’s about to rail you under the disco lights

“DUDEEE Jessica agreed to doing the uptown funk with me!”

by Mommy milf Jessica October 10, 2021

<3

Absolutely nothing but a symbol and a letter your not cute nor quirky JeSsIcA

“Hehehe I’m so quirkyy<3”

by Mommy milf Jessica October 10, 2021

Your mom

The irresponsible lady who had sex one too many times then got pregnant with your ugly ass just to grow you in her fat stomach so she could push you out her pussy only to spend money to feed and look after you. What a waste of sperm and 9 months. Especially if you were born in 2010 or born a Scorpio

“Guess what”
“What”
“Your mom”

by Mommy milf Jessica October 10, 2021

Monstrous gurgle

When your brushing your teeth when all of the sudden you choke on the toothpaste and you gurgle it in your throat and it slowly builds up and you foam out the mouth as if you had rabies

“Yo this morning I had a monstrous gurgle”

by Mommy milf Jessica October 10, 2021

November 1rst

The day you go up to your significant other, tell them you wanna break up, then say your joking and pin them against a wall as your making out with them

“It’s November 1rst… you know what that means, JESSSICAAAA”

by Mommy milf Jessica October 10, 2021

Moist bumfuzzul

When you shake a pop can so much then shove it up your bum and you sit too hard so that it opens and explodes in your bum and it’s all sticky

“Last night I did the moist bumfuzzul challenge

by Mommy milf Jessica October 10, 2021

Shart

When your sick, cold, and sitting on your grandmas new white couch when suddenly you let out a twisted ripper fart.. you roll off the couch and scoot on your ass over to the bathroom leaving a forbidden chocolate stain behind you

“So.. Gramma I accidentally sharted on your new white couch. Please forgive me, Sincerely, Jessica”

by Mommy milf Jessica October 10, 2021