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When you poke a hole in a cream puff while shoving it in your girls vagina then pound her in the ass while the cream runs down her thighs
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Get the Cream puff mug.A funky sex move when a boy chokes you in a party bus then quickly spins you around as he’s about to rail you under the disco lights
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Get the Uptown funk mug.The day you go up to your significant other, tell them you wanna break up, then say your joking and pin them against a wall as your making out with them
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Get the November 1rst mug.When your sick, cold, and sitting on your grandmas new white couch when suddenly you let out a twisted ripper fart.. you roll off the couch and scoot on your ass over to the bathroom leaving a forbidden chocolate stain behind you
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Get the Shart mug.When your teacher runs out of the class room doing the little dinky hold run so you go over to the staff room and hear the vice principal moan super loudly and you hear your teacher say “UGH SORRY BBG I HAVE…BLUE BALLS 😔”
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Get the Blue balled Bell mug.When you shake a pop can so much then shove it up your bum and you sit too hard so that it opens and explodes in your bum and it’s all sticky
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Get the Moist bumfuzzul mug.When your brushing your teeth when all of the sudden you choke on the toothpaste and you gurgle it in your throat and it slowly builds up and you foam out the mouth as if you had rabies
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