Uptown funk

A funky sex move when a boy chokes you in a party bus then quickly spins you around as he’s about to rail you under the disco lights
“DUDEEE Jessica agreed to doing the uptown funk with me!”
by Mommy milf Jessica October 10, 2021
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Moist bumfuzzul

When you shake a pop can so much then shove it up your bum and you sit too hard so that it opens and explodes in your bum and it’s all sticky
Last night I did the moist bumfuzzul challenge
by Mommy milf Jessica October 10, 2021
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Wiener toss

Your guy friend cuts off his wiener and throws it, aiming to land it right in your bussay or butthole
Last night I played wiener toss with Jessica
by Mommy milf Jessica October 10, 2021
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November 1rst

The day you go up to your significant other, tell them you wanna break up, then say your joking and pin them against a wall as your making out with them
It’s November 1rst… you know what that means, JESSSICAAAA”
by Mommy milf Jessica October 10, 2021
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Blue balled Bell

When your teacher runs out of the class room doing the little dinky hold run so you go over to the staff room and hear the vice principal moan super loudly and you hear your teacher say “UGH SORRY BBG I HAVE…BLUE BALLS 😔”
“HAHAHAHAHAH JESSICA OUR NEW NAME FOR MR. BELL IS BLUE BALLED BELL!!”
by Mommy milf Jessica October 10, 2021
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Cream puff

When you poke a hole in a cream puff while shoving it in your girls vagina then pound her in the ass while the cream runs down her thighs
“Mmm I really wanna cream puff Jessica right now
by Mommy milf Jessica October 10, 2021
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Shart

When your sick, cold, and sitting on your grandmas new white couch when suddenly you let out a twisted ripper fart.. you roll off the couch and scoot on your ass over to the bathroom leaving a forbidden chocolate stain behind you
“So.. Gramma I accidentally sharted on your new white couch. Please forgive me, Sincerely, Jessica”
by Mommy milf Jessica October 10, 2021
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