Definitions by Mommy milf Jessica
<3 by Mommy milf Jessica October 10, 2021
Your mom
The irresponsible lady who had sex one too many times then got pregnant with your ugly ass just to grow you in her fat stomach so she could push you out her pussy only to spend money to feed and look after you. What a waste of sperm and 9 months. Especially if you were born in 2010 or born a Scorpio
Your mom by Mommy milf Jessica October 10, 2021
Wiener toss
Your guy friend cuts off his wiener and throws it, aiming to land it right in your bussay or butthole
Wiener toss by Mommy milf Jessica October 10, 2021
Monstrous gurgle
When your brushing your teeth when all of the sudden you choke on the toothpaste and you gurgle it in your throat and it slowly builds up and you foam out the mouth as if you had rabies
Monstrous gurgle by Mommy milf Jessica October 10, 2021
Moist bumfuzzul
When you shake a pop can so much then shove it up your bum and you sit too hard so that it opens and explodes in your bum and it’s all sticky
Moist bumfuzzul by Mommy milf Jessica October 10, 2021
Blue balled Bell
When your teacher runs out of the class room doing the little dinky hold run so you go over to the staff room and hear the vice principal moan super loudly and you hear your teacher say “UGH SORRY BBG I HAVE…BLUE BALLS 😔”
Blue balled Bell by Mommy milf Jessica October 10, 2021
Shart
When your sick, cold, and sitting on your grandmas new white couch when suddenly you let out a twisted ripper fart.. you roll off the couch and scoot on your ass over to the bathroom leaving a forbidden chocolate stain behind you
Shart by Mommy milf Jessica October 10, 2021