Molly Stong's definitions

jamboned

similar to being porked but with a little je ne sais quoi

I went to France and all I got was jamboned :(

by Molly Stong January 9, 2010

Dichtorscale

A scale which assigns a single number to quantify the amount of attractive energy released by a woman. It is a base-10 logarithmic scale obtained by calculating the logarithm of the combined horizontal amplitude of the largest displacement from zero on a Bust-Waist-Hip ratio. So, for example, an woman that measures 36-26-36 would hypothetically rate a 10 taking in consideration no other physical abnormalities, i.e. butterface

That chick is definitely a tenner as per the dichtorscale

by Molly Stong January 9, 2010

slucked

Fucked by a Slut

I got slucked!

by Molly Stong January 9, 2010

eat around it

adj.
best way of going down on a girl while she is on her period

Girl: Go down on me

Boy: Aren't you on your period?

Girl: Just eat around it!

by Molly Stong January 5, 2010

Fart Popper

Person that is popping farts all the time

Dammit Ross, stop being such a fart popper!

by Molly Stong January 9, 2010

carfucked

when you car keeps breaking down on you and you keep investing money in trying to fix it

Dude, you are so carfucked!

by Molly Stong January 9, 2010