Mojo maniac's definitions

the tail wagging the dog

This means that the least important part of a situation has too much influence over the most important part.

Bob:Honey, let's buy new purple carpet to match the purple lamp shade.
Wife:This sounds like the tail wagging the dog.

by Mojo maniac October 9, 2008

In-Bred

This term is used to describe the mating habits of the people that inhabit the Appalacion or Ozark Mountains.(Also has been seen to happen in Rio Linda and Arbuckle, California.)This is the only true way to become a full blooded hillbilly.

Those hillbillies are so In-Bred that the son of the father's daughter is also the half-brother of the father.

by Mojo maniac August 20, 2008

R-Dub-C

Stands for Redwood City, California.

Nigga #1-I be from R-Dub-C.
Nigga#2-I be from Sac Town.
Nigga#1-Wets his self and runs away cryin' like a bitch.

by Mojo Maniac September 28, 2008

One-Eyed Hooded Crimson Warrior

This is used by a man to do battle with the woman's Bearded Clam. Better Known as the Penis.

I whipped out my One-Eyed Hooded Crimson Warrior and my girlfriend screamed in horror at the immensity of it.

by Mojo Maniac September 28, 2008

Kinda Kinda

When you are high on shrooms, LSD or Peyote and you try to descibe to someone what your high is like.

Seth: Hey Archie, what does being high on Shrooms feel like.
Archie: It's Kinda Kinda

by Mojo Maniac August 8, 2008

All up in Ya

The act of having someone yelling profanities at you in a degrading, menacing or ridiculing way.

Hey Bob, Big John sure went All Up In Ya last night for talking to his girlfriend.

by Mojo Maniac September 28, 2008

Having Things

This is what you say if you have a Harley Davidson Fatboy in your garage and a Trophy Wife in the kitchen.

JR.:Hey Mark, How's it going?
Mark: I'm Having Things, Man.

by Mojo Maniac August 4, 2008