17 definitions by Mojo Mojowitz

safety police

Pharmacist in charge of the prophylactic and communicable disease section.

I'm going to Club Med...I better stop by and see the safety police.

by Mojo Mojowitz September 30, 2005

hollywood hangup

being heterosexual in West Hollywood.

"He seems to be a nice enough guy, but I think he has a hollywood hangup."

by Mojo Mojowitz December 7, 2005

laugh whore

Response when the price is not right (too low).

"Blow you for free?" said the laugh whore, "I don't think so!!!"

by Mojo Mojowitz September 13, 2005

Ham Sandwich

a cooked slab of pig on a bun.

"For Lunch, I'd like a ham sandwich, please."

by Mojo Mojowitz August 31, 2005

Fukifiknow

Urban way of saying "I don't know."

"How do you get to Hoboken from here? Fukifiknow!!"

by Mojo Mojowitz October 8, 2005

NSFW

No Sense Fucking With

That mumbo jumbo of a mess you created on that computer makes it NSFW.

by Mojo Mojowitz September 26, 2005

fuhgetaboudit

New Jersey for "Pay it no mind;" Forget about it.

Hey, so you had to knock off your Cousin Vinny... fuhgetaboudit !!

by Mojo Mojowitz September 26, 2005