Mojo Mojowitz's definitions

Jobonie

Anyone who has just a regular job (as opposed to doing their dream).

"Yo, don't get so upset...you're dealing with a jobonie."

by Mojo Mojowitz December 28, 2005

Life

A series of tasks and duties between blowjobs.

So, Mr. Clinton, how's life ??

by Mojo Mojowitz December 28, 2005

hornophobia

Aversion to tuba music; may include the french horn

Amber and Sean left the Octoberfest early...a definite case of hornophobia.

by Mojo Mojowitz December 28, 2005

NSFW

No Sense Fucking With

That mumbo jumbo of a mess you created on that computer makes it NSFW.

by Mojo Mojowitz December 28, 2005

fuhgetaboudit

New Jersey for "Pay it no mind;" Forget about it.

Hey, so you had to knock off your Cousin Vinny... fuhgetaboudit !!

by Mojo Mojowitz December 28, 2005

safety police

Pharmacist in charge of the prophylactic and communicable disease section.

I'm going to Club Med...I better stop by and see the safety police.

by Mojo Mojowitz December 28, 2005

SBD

A pizza afficianado's term, being an acronym for
"Sure Beats DiGiornio" used when Delivery Pizza
beats the in-the-box supermarket variety.

That Delivery Pizza SBD !!!!!!

by Mojo Mojowitz December 28, 2005