Mojo Maniac 's definitions

I Flaked

This is used primarily by people in Hollwood to explain why they didn't show up at a planned event that they promised to attend.

Arnold: Dude,you promised to come to my private party and bring the cocaine.
Sylvester:Dude, I Flaked.
Arnold:Oh, that's cool.

by Mojo maniac October 7, 2008

Bungee Cord

1.This is a highly flexible rope that is used in the sport of Bungee Jumping.
2.A flexible rope that has a hook on each end, used for securing things to something else so as to transport safely.

1. Jim Bob tied his Bungee Cord to his body but forgot to tie it to the bridge and now he is lying at the bottom of the river.


2. Jim Bob used his Bungee Cord to secure his porno mags to his bicycle.

by Mojo Maniac August 5, 2008

Eye-Buster

This term is used to describe the quality of Meth. The better the quality the more it will make your eyes water after snorting a big fat line.

Dude, this Meth is really an Eye-Buster.

by Mojo maniac August 18, 2008

Zizzled

The feeling or sensation you have after taking a hit of weed and having someone squeeze you around the chest from behind while holding your breath.

After a long night of being Zizzled, young Troy decided to call it a night.

by Mojo Maniac July 7, 2008

Gave It Up

Term used the next day after having nasty sex all night with some Fuck Muppet.

Bill: Hey Joe, did you go out with Cindy Lou last night?
Tyrone:Yeh and she Gave It Up real good too.

by Mojo Maniac August 7, 2008

Creeper Weed

This term is used to describe weed that is so killer that it will take at least 5 minutes to start to feel the effects.Once you are stoned you will lose at least 1 hour of your life staring at the ceiling of your house.

Stoner #1: Dude this weed didn't get me high.
Stoner #2: Wait a few minutes Bro, this is some Creeper Weed.

by Mojo Maniac August 19, 2008

Sopas

Used to describe when somebody just got hit really hard by something or somebody.

Fred. Did you see that guy get slapped by his girlfriend?
Sam: Sopas!

by Mojo Maniac August 7, 2008