Bungee Cord

1.This is a highly flexible rope that is used in the sport of Bungee Jumping.
2.A flexible rope that has a hook on each end, used for securing things to something else so as to transport safely.

1. Jim Bob tied his Bungee Cord to his body but forgot to tie it to the bridge and now he is lying at the bottom of the river.


2. Jim Bob used his Bungee Cord to secure his porno mags to his bicycle.

by Mojo Maniac July 12, 2008

Pep Talk

This is usually a 5-10 minute speech given by your Supervisor at work,so as to make you work twice as hard for the same amount of money.

Francisco can take his Pep Talk and shove it up his ass because I ain't working any harder.

by Mojo Maniac July 15, 2008

Half-Crazed

This refers to a condition when you are on your 3rd day of a Meth run without sleep.

Toby:Did you see Johnny over there hittin' that Glass Dick.
Tyler: Ya man, he's about Half-Crazed now after three straight days.

by Mojo Maniac July 18, 2008

Opium Den

An opium den is an establishment where opium is sold and smoked. Patrons recline in order to hold the long opium pipes over oil lamps that heat the drug until it vaporizes and the smoker will inhale the intoxicating vapors.

I spent most of my time in Viet Nam in an Opium Den getting high smoking lots of Opium.

by Mojo Maniac July 11, 2008

Apocalolo

This is Hawaiian for Marijuana.

Just got back from Hawaii and I brought back some Apocalolo for my bong.

by Mojo Maniac July 11, 2008

Bored To Tears

This is a brunch with your In-Laws on Superbowl Sunday (with no TV)that lasts until the Post-Game interviews.

I had brunch with my In-Laws last Superbowl Sunday talking about Sushi recipes and Wallpaper. Let me tell you I was Bored To Tears.

by Mojo Maniac July 22, 2008

Mamma Jamma

This is meant to describe a fine nubian goddess that can boogie on the dance floor.

Look at that fine Mamma Jamma break it down on the dance floor.

by Mojo Maniac July 22, 2008