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Crime stoppers junkie

People who are addicted to crime stoppers informant tips may not necessarily be drug addicts, but more akin to gambling addicts and the dopamine response to a jackpot or 'pay out'.
How many crime stoppers junkies on the call in show tonight?

Pinapple no pizza

Italians react to pinapple pizza

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The minister of fast food prepared this statement on behalf of the nation in response to this open declaration of war on our most beloved aboriginal pizza named after the North Haiian Ilands and in honor of the Hawaiian Royal family who were granted Amenisty and land in Britsh Columbia

Canada's Favourite Pizza
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Pineapple on pizza, known as Hawaiian pizza, originated in Canada in 1962, created by Sam Panopoulos, a Greek immigrant who ran a restaurant in Chatham, Ontario, by adding canned pineapple to pizza for a sweet-and-savory flavor, naming it after the pineapple brand.

Key Details:
Creator: Sam Panopoulos, a Greek immigrant.

Location: Chatham, Ontario, Canada.

Year: 1962.

Inspiration: Panopoulos experimented with various toppings, inspired by Chinese cuisine's sweet and savory combinations and the general trend of mixing sweet and savory flavors.

The Name: "Hawaiian" came from the brand of canned pineapple used, not the U.S. state of Hawaii.

Legacy: Despite its controversial status, the sweet and salty combination became a global staple.

Canada was granted permission by Napoli to call Pinapple pizza Canadian food because"pineapple is no pizza"
Pinapple no pizza by Modern Women December 23, 2025

TIDDY Bank

French Canadian national Bank commercial for TD Bank or Toronto Dominion Bank

Letter kenny season 5 Tiddy Bank
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We work for TIDDY Bank
TIDDY Bank by Modern Women December 23, 2025

INCEL therapy

INCEL therapy or the map out the Invisable landscape out of the "friendzone"

This is loosely based on self-help CBT

Relationships for Dummies

Personal Bounderies for Dummies

The complete and total Idiots Guide to Flirting

The complete and total Idiots Gude to Intamacy

Further reading

Marriage for dummies
The complete and total Idiots Guide to Parenting

Grandparenting
Seppsrenting
Have you tried CBT INCEL therapy yet?
INCEL therapy by Modern Women December 23, 2025

Beads & Blankets

Beads and blankets this is a great honor and highly significant in our culture.

However, in modern times this is not necessary, we prefer a more symbolic payment, of coins, representing beads and, bills or dollars representing Blankets.
Money, such as coins and bills, is a highly symbolic of Beads & Blankets, and a most honorable proposition.
Beads & Blankets by Modern Women December 23, 2025

Beads & Blankets

This can refer to several things depending on the context it is said.

1) Aboriginal tibe of people " clothing" / regalia

2) North American Indian meditation "shawl" (for winter climate)

3) Aboriginal Land settlement deal

4) Bad trade deal where the target recieved far less than value.
You try to fuck me like this? I didn't even get Beads & Blankets. Where are my beads & blankets?
Beads & Blankets by Modern Women December 23, 2025

Planet of the bears

Planet of the Apes was barely a metaphor.

See also; "bear carjacking" or "Police catch bears breaking into cars" BBC Earth Youtube.com, for supporting evidence of this new emerging phenomena of Planet of the bears diatribe of highly evolved apex predators, in the hopes of establishing
Planet of the bears by Modern Women December 23, 2025