26 definitions by Moby Doug

camel pants

Crotch huggers which outline the mons.

Grezelda's camel pants seemed painted on, and left the boys panting.

by Moby Doug April 24, 2010

Baldy

Shaved muff, rootie kazootie, Brazilena. A hairless mons. A waxjob.

Thanks to her baldy, she was the most popular cheerleader in the school.

by Moby Doug April 7, 2009

projectile defecating

Blowing it out the behind with major force and velocity, often with the aid of flu, Mexican food, or both.

That intestinal flu was da bomb! I don't know which was more fun, the projectile vomiting or the projectile defecating.

by Moby Doug August 10, 2009

sansvestite

(noun) One who traipses about the streets sans-a-belt and everything else.

Lady Godiva was the town's leading sansvestite.

by Moby Doug January 24, 2009

porn widow

Wife or girlfriend of a porn addict.

Evelyn's a virtual porn widow; her wanker can't tear himself from the pornsites.

by Moby Doug August 13, 2009

agnausea

The inability to puke at the sight or smell of the nauseating.

Vile, agnauseating warthog. You disgust me so much I can't even hurl.

by Moby Doug August 25, 2009

sans-a-belt

(adjective)Thirsty for firewater, badly in need of a drink.

After he got fired, Brown was sans-a-belt to the max, stopped at the nearest bar, and got plastered.

by Moby Doug January 24, 2009