MoJo Mojowitz's definitions

Fukifiknow

Urban way of saying "I don't know."

"How do you get to Hoboken from here? Fukifiknow!!"

by Mojo Mojowitz December 28, 2005

september 10th

utter unawareness that tomorrow may bring a calamity.

If you work at the World Trade Center, and its September 10th, don't go to work tomorrow.

by Mojo Mojowitz September 25, 2005

hornophobia

Aversion to tuba music; may include the french horn

Amber and Sean left the Octoberfest early...a definite case of hornophobia.

by Mojo Mojowitz December 28, 2005

Jobonie

Anyone who has just a regular job (as opposed to doing their dream).

"Yo, don't get so upset...you're dealing with a jobonie."

by Mojo Mojowitz December 28, 2005

fuhgetaboudit

New Jersey for "Pay it no mind;" Forget about it.

Hey, so you had to knock off your Cousin Vinny... fuhgetaboudit !!

by Mojo Mojowitz December 28, 2005

alphabet boys

dictionary writers, i.e. Noah Webster;founder, UrbanDictionary

Boy, those alphabet boys can sure write a good dictionary!

by MoJo Mojowitz September 6, 2005

NSFW

No Sense Fucking With

That mumbo jumbo of a mess you created on that computer makes it NSFW.

by Mojo Mojowitz December 28, 2005