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Definitions by Mk

1. a person or animal that preys on others. often refered to as a stalker
2. Refering to a type of creature that stands out as a dominate form in an environment, not generally defined as one type of creature they can come in a variety of forms often call a true Predator (my definition that fits what i thing the word truely means)
3. An alien species refered to in the Universe of the Aliens Predators and Humans. They are a big Warrior race coming from a Desert like world (seen in AVP Extinction for PS2) standing about 6-8 feet tall having big crab like heads humaniod appearance and incredible strength. their weapons of choice are the Harpoon spear, Plasma shoulder cannon, Net gun, Razor Disc, Invisible Snare (AvP) CLawed hands anda cloaking device they have a helmet that can track in X-ray Heat vision (their normal site too) Pheromone and possess a unique tracking and scanning system. Movies theyve been in is Alien Vs Predator (AvP) Predator 1 & 2 Their hobbies include hunting and gathering heads for trophies from their kills. Also they generally only enjoy hunting those who are armed and healthy
1. David Westerfield of San Diego California is a convicted Sexual Predator/ Sex offender
2.a Dragon can be refered to as a true predator
3.The 1998 game starcraft made by Blizzard mimics the 3 races in the Alien and Predator universe the races as follows: Protoss are the Predators the Zerg are the Aliens and the Terrans are the Humans
predator by MK March 21, 2005
Reffering to the size of a mans dick
1. small(2-3.9 fully erect)-said to be like a row boat to england hey slow and steady my ass this little peeper will get you more laughs than actual results. Not to diss but hey bubs you might wanna make sure its not an erectile disfunction or somethin first. And a little FYI did you know that a mans true penis size is actually double what sticks out. yup half of that doodly bobberactually sits inside of ya. (and they can now surgically move that extra out for ya. So what ya waitin for stop getting on the low end running patrols and take a step up and BUY that bigger boat now while you can afford it!!!
2. Medium(4-6 fully erect)- nothing wrong here. fast and the furious this midsize fits all and often delivers faster or spills its cargo faster depending where he sails and what ports he pulls into.Great for virgins!!! and girls not interested in performance or size (gen the min for girls)
3. Big(6-8 fully erect)- Good size to see on pornos makes you look like a real man often gets both good and great results. Nothing can go wrong here fits into most size compartments though not so good for virgins and great for breaking in already broken in teens. Sails into both small and large ports great for all ages (age 18+ people) have fun!!!
4. Huge(9+) what girls often fantasize about but cant fully comprehend (damn blonds, hey im blond to so dont be to upset). Its like the equivalent of a size d bra or what do they call it size E the man's gotta been combining surgery with steroids or something that thing is almost as big around as your arm girls. if you wanna have a pussy like you just had a child than go for this. These Monster tankers can sail into only the most open ports VIRGINS BE WARNED!!!
"it aint the size of the boat that counts its the motion of the ocean and how you move about it."
IT is said that the size of a mans penis aint based on how big is nose is or how skinny or fat he may be or how pointy is shows are but on the size of his palm. Yup thats right, right in a medical book which states that the palm is equal to 1% of ones total body survace and right down there on the picture of a man being divided into persentages is the mans groind with a big fat 1% right smack in the middle so if size is your thing or you just wanna compare notes all ya gotta do is check the guys palm and about 90% of the time you'll be closer than than you think.
Mansize by MK March 21, 2005
1.A wierdo or correctly spelled weirdo is a person who is strange or has strange behavior.
2.A person who acts or is abnormal to what is considered "normal" Synonyms would be strange, freak
"johnny is such a wierdo because he collects barbies!"(johnny is a wierdo because most people consider it strange that a guy would play or collect things ment for girls.
{CC: being considered a wierdo is not nor ever is bad.}
wierdo by MK March 20, 2005
1.(N) to be considered outside the norm;abnormal
2.(N) a person with habits or looks that arent considered normal
3.(adj)describing something abnormal or out of place
4.(N) someone or something not well known
1. that guy is so strange
2. that guy wearing that barny shirt and short skirt looks so strange
3. that strange guy looked so wierd standing outside of her window like that
4.Mommy told me not to talk to strangers
strange by MK March 20, 2005

Fat mini-van driver

1. Often a fat chick behind the wheel of an SUV or better known as a mini-van
2. A very dangerous and lazy driver often seen cutting people off and driving others off the road while snacking on a bucket of Hungry bucket chicken and a box of donuts
Damn look at the fat chick drivin while eatin that... oh SH#*@ look the F*** out shes coming right for us! (car screeches by) damn I told you to take the down that stupid sign! (sign reads: ALL YOU CAN EAT!!!)
Fat mini-van driver by MK March 20, 2005

Mini Van Driver 

1.A Mini-Van Driver is a person who drives a mini van also see the words fat mini-van driver, foreign driver
soccer mom
2. A person with no respect or care for the countless gallons of precious fuel sucked up by those gas hogs called mini-vans.
3. A driver classified in the most sited vehicle on the road today (next to the SUV or as i like to call the Jeep mini-van)
4. a driver classified as one of the most dangerous hazards on the roads today (almost above drunk drivers).
5. A member of a really big family, often a mother (often called a soccer mom)
ya My mom drives a mini-van
Mini Van Driver by MK March 20, 2005

spanking it 

1. see masterbation
2. (saying)When a man attempts to excite his penis via vigorously rubbing against something rubbing his penis physically or rubbing/hitting the genitals in an attempt at arrousal or for the purpose of masterbation
3. Often an act done during sex in which the man slaps the ass of his partner often for those hardcore sexos or those who have a fetish(fantasy/turn on) for pain 'n pleasure
Oh ya johnnies sure spanking it now (often done when a man's arrousal is exicited to such a level he can no longer contain the desire to not
spanking it by MK March 20, 2005