Mj's definitions

hee hee

Used by Michael Jackson in the hit UK show Bo Selecta

by MJ August 30, 2003

Crunk & B

Its the type of music that Ciara has started with Goodies.

Snoop: what is that music??
Ciara: Its crunk and b
Snoop: thats good shit

by MJ February 2, 2005

Yavuzed

Getting Yavuzed is NOT fun. Being Yavuzed on can mean one of two things:

1) You get hit on by a really REALLY freakish pedophile who likes girls who are one year younger then them (Though decades smarter like MJ for example.) in an MSN instant message conversation with that stupid blushing emoticon that makes me want to HURL.

or

2) You get rubed/touched/fondled/groaped/smeared/smooshed/rubed/licked/grinded/splorted/smeared/glomped/huggled/snuggled/penetrated/caressed/kissed/molestered by a Yavuz or any other anoying homophobic life form.

I have been Yavuzed on *Sniff* Its quite sad.

You Yavuzed on my lunch! Im telling the teacher.

Stop Yavuzing me!

Ack! My celuloid got Yavuzed on! Now all I can do is limp around with an electromagnetic poodle skirt!

by MJ June 4, 2004

delisio

The type of pizza that is usualy mistaken for delivery.

Wife: You dumbass I told you not to get delivery.
Husband: It's not delivery it's delisio.
Wife: Stop lying, your such a bad husband.. Get out of my house.

by mj July 7, 2004

Yavuz

A Yavuz is what you can calla homophobe who Yavuzes on people. Yavuzes are also greedy and put $10 at a time on the DDR machine and thinks that they know how to play.

Will you please stop doing that Yavuz?!

Get your hands out of there Yavuz!

Yavuz caught a new pokemon. YEPPIE!

by MJ June 4, 2004

E.I.

The acronym for "extemely intoxicated." Although this usually applies to one who has indulged in large ammounts of alcohol, it may also apply to one who is otherwise intoxicated (i.e. drugs, pills, etc.).

Dude, APD throws the sickest parties! Everybody is E.I. by the end of those ragers!

by MJ April 29, 2005

bloody culo

mix of british and spanish slang lightly translated means Fucking Ass! best used when mad or very pissed at someone

Justin: *hits me* sup?
Me: get away from me you bloody culo!

by mj February 5, 2004