Definitions by Mitch

xebian 

Xebian is a version of debian for the microsoft Xbox. Instalation of Xebian on the Xbox makes it usable as a computer and has nearly all the functions of a normal computer.

"I installed Xebian on my Xbox, I r teh haxor!!!1111111"

xebian by Mitch November 1, 2004

Assgrabber

One who grabbed my ass because he is gay and pounds ass hard and now everyone calls him Assgrabber.

-Have You Heard of Josh?
-Who's Josh?
-What About Assgrabber?
-Oh I know THAT kid!

Assgrabber by MITCH October 10, 2004

Golden Gordon 

Golden Gordon (n) - an occurance involving Alex Goldwater (Gordon) making a fool of himself and not realising, causing much amusement to all about.

Gordon holding a cup of coffee, then being asked the time. He proceeds to turn his wrist to look at his watch, simultaneously pouring coffee all over himself.

Golden Gordon by Mitch September 2, 2004

cockflab 

An individual in which his/her penis has a curtain of grossly large skin.

"Did you see that chick man?"
"NO, what about her?"
"Look at that bitche's cockflab hangin' out from the bottom of her skirt..."

cockflab by mitch August 12, 2004

aije 

A dildo known for its small size, often the first used by virgins.

"Hey, that dildo is too big, pass me that aije, is better for my first time"

aije by Mitch August 3, 2004

Boston Creme Roll 

When a man shoots his load into the roll of an overweight woman.

Oh man, I gave that fat chick a boston creme roll last night!

Boston Creme Roll by Mitch July 20, 2004

Cats pajamas 

An adjective used by hipsters of the 1920's to describe a person who is the best at what they do.
Also used to describe another person who is genial and fun to be with.
This term has been recently popularized by the movie 'The School of Rock'.
Synonym: bees-knees

"Martin sure knows how to dance, he's the cats pajamas, man!"

Cats pajamas by Mitch May 31, 2004