Mitch 's definitions
to engage in the action of manually stimulating the male genitalia. results usually as the effect of long droughts of sexual activity, but not limited only to pervs who have never been laid, though there is a strong link to said pervs and dramatically increased amounts of aforementioned stimulation.
ted: man last night after susie-lee blew me off at the bar i went home and drained the heat seeking moisture missile, if you know what i mean.
jimbo: ted, you sick bastard.
jimbo: ted, you sick bastard.
by mitch November 3, 2004
Get the drain the heat seeking moisture missilemug. 
by MITCH October 10, 2004
Get the Assgrabbermug. A far too common disorder, often associated with those that steal souls. Those with such disorder, often hide there dark and soul stealing demeanor with humor. Symptoms include, but not limited to, red hair (strawberry blonde included), freckles, pale skin, and receding hairline. No one knows for sure, but condition may be contagious, so be cautious. Those with this condition may also have issues with physical fitness.
Oh no! Looks like Jordan has a serious case of Gingerlitis. You can tell by the strawberry blonde hair and how bad he is at running.
by Mitch April 25, 2015
Get the Gingerlitismug. by Mitch July 20, 2004
Get the Boston Creme Rollmug. 
by Mitch May 13, 2005
Get the millimeter petermug.