Definitions by MisterPoops

Butter Your Balls

This is the act of having a girl take a volume of butter and rubbing your balls with it. It can be used figuratively though, as in, “Dude, she just buttered my balls” meaning any sort of pleasure was given to your genitals.

"Did your girlfriend Butter Your Balls yet?"

Butter Your Balls by MisterPoops January 25, 2009

Butter 

A girl who has a great body but a terrible face. There are different levels of butter. Butter is a really bad face, margarine is a rather bad face, and I can’t believe its not butter is a girl who’s face just isn’t good, but not horrible. Other words are derived from this. Butter on a bun is a girl with a bad face and great buns. Buttermilk is a girl with a bad face but incredible breasts.

"There's just something off about her face. But man does she have a great ass. She's definitely I-can't-believe-its-not butter on a bun.

Butter by MisterPoops January 25, 2009

Existence 

A very hard word to define. One must pick up the meaning of existence. And existence can only refer to people. Generally, it is better to not exist, but existing is not always a bad thing. Good people exist, and bad people do not. However, people generally like those who do not exist more. The best definition of existence is close to, but not exactly, the combination of how good a person is in any way compared to how much they try. People who try very hard and are very successful often exists, while those who really don’t care do not exist. However, that is not the only basis for existence. For more on existence, one must hear examples of who exists and who doesn’t. Every person fits into one of the following categories: defines existence, exists, barely exists, barely does not exists, does not exist, defines non-existence.

"He practices the piano for twelve hours a day to stay that good. He defines existence.

Existence by MisterPoops January 25, 2009

Superpoops

someone in some form of relationship with a worthy (or poopsable) girl.

"You are the superpoops now. I'm just your sidepoops."

Superpoops by MisterPoops January 19, 2009

Poopserhero 

someone who just poops mad girls. They are a hero of poopsing.

"Dude, he poopsed over 100 girls. He's a true poopserhero."

Poopserhero by MisterPoops January 19, 2009

Poopalarity 

a girls potential to discover her full poopsability on a scale from 1-10

John: Whats her poopalarity?
Sean: She's really hot. I'd give her an 8.

Poopalarity by MisterPoops January 19, 2009

Poopalality 

a combination of the girl’s current poopsability with her poopalarity. This value can never be 1 or 10, but is judged on a 1-10 scale.

John: She's not that hot.
Sean: Yea but she's decent, and she's got potential. I'd give her a 7 in poopalality.

Poopalality by MisterPoops January 19, 2009