simon cowell

Greatness. Pulls out the really rubbish singers to give us greatness.

That guy who sang "Like A Virgin" deserved it all the way.

by Mister Ignorant April 01, 2004

ƒ

A function sign used in Maths.

ƒ(x) = 2x + 4

by Mister Ignorant May 01, 2004

to me to you

What the Chuckle Brothers say to each other in every episode of ChuckleVision.

"To me!"
"To you!"
"To me!"
"To you!"
"To me!"
"To you!"
"To me!"
"To you!"
"To me!"
"To you!"
"To me!"
"To you!"
"To me!"
"To you!"
etc.

by Mister Ignorant May 14, 2004

ruraldictionary.com

UrbanDictionary.com on the 1st April 2004

Yee-haw! Cowboy on the banner!

by Mister Ignorant April 01, 2004

jumanji

What to say when a herd of rhinos come chasing towards you.

"I know what to do ... JUMANJI!"
*rhinos still chase you*
"Run!"

by Mister Ignorant May 13, 2004

hammer time

Awesomeness. True awesomeness.

Remade in the 2000's with Peter Time

by Mister Ignorant June 24, 2004

jeff jarret

See Triple H but change the following:

"WWE" to "NWA TNA"
"Uses his wife" to "Uses his dad"
"Chris Jericho" to "A.J. Styles"
"Booker T" to "Ron Killings"
etc.

Double J = NWA TNA's version of Triple H

by Mister Ignorant June 30, 2004