Definitions by Mister Ignorant

S.W.A.T 

That crap film starring that turd face Colin Farrell.

Why does the cool Samuel L. Jackson have to waste time starring in a movie with that turd. Just shoot Farrell down and make us all happy.

S.W.A.T by Mister Ignorant June 25, 2004

hammer time

Awesomeness. True awesomeness.

Remade in the 2000's with Peter Time

hammer time by Mister Ignorant June 24, 2004

worst bands ever 

Busted and/or McFly

I may not be the biggest punk rock fan but seriously, they ruin that industry.

worst bands ever by Mister Ignorant June 24, 2004

heel 

The one word that should not be said in front of Ric Flair

Fan: "Wow! What a heel turn!"
Flair: "WHAT? YOU SAID THAT WORD? YOU SHOULDN'T SAY THAT! ONLY WE CAN!"

heel by Mister Ignorant June 23, 2004

Picard Song

The best song ever on ytmnd. Although some idiots think it should be off the number one spot even though it deserves it all the way.

Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise

Picard Song by Mister Ignorant June 21, 2004

I believe you have my stapler

Quoted from Milton Waddams in Office Space.

Now seen (and parodied heavily) by the site that gave you You're The Man Now Dog

I believe you have my stapler?

I believe you have my stapler by Mister Ignorant June 18, 2004

Crocodile Hunter 

See Steve Irwin

Crikey! I'm Australian of the Year!

Crocodile Hunter by Mister Ignorant May 17, 2004