heel

The one word that should not be said in front of Ric Flair

Fan: "Wow! What a heel turn!"
Flair: "WHAT? YOU SAID THAT WORD? YOU SHOULDN'T SAY THAT! ONLY WE CAN!"

by Mister Ignorant June 23, 2004

dawn of the dead

March 14th 2004.

The Undertaker's return to the darkside.

Rest in peace.

by Mister Ignorant April 22, 2004

non-smokers

See Ireland

Their new anti-smoking laws start today.

by Mister Ignorant March 29, 2004

oi!

For those who think Hula Hoops shouldn't be round.

Oi, *insert name here* NOOOOOOOO! Hula Hoops are round and they'll stay around for ever!

by Mister Ignorant April 21, 2004

May 4th

Star Wars Day.

May the Fourth be with you!

by Mister Ignorant May 04, 2004

jackie chan

Pure awesomeness ... except for Tuxedo.

"Howdy parner!"

by Mister Ignorant May 17, 2004

+1

Those extra TV channels that show programmes an hour later.

"Oh no! I missed Smallville on E4!"
"Watch it on E4 +1 then!"

by Mister Ignorant April 30, 2004