Mister E.'s definitions

Thomas Jane

Actor who will be playing the role of "The Punisher" in the new movie. Lucky bastard married to Patricia Arquette.

Hey, what do you think of Thomas Jane?

He's one lucky ass bastard.

by Mister E. February 8, 2004

Keira Knightley

A very talented and very hot English actress. Very young (only 18) but looks like she is in her mid-20's/early 30's.

Hey, I just saw "Love Actually" at the theatre.

Well, what'd you think?

It was not bad, but the best part was definitely the luscious actress Keira Knightley.

by Mister E. February 8, 2004

Raymond Watts

One-man band member of Industrial band Pig who was born in England. He also does work with KMFDM, and usually he does it on their best albums.

Wanna listen to some Pig?

Fuck yeah! Raymond Watts is so sinister bad-ass.

by Mister E. February 14, 2004

28 days later

A great zombie flick directed by english director Danny Boyle. A virus is spread throughout England causing people to go into a rage and turn into zombies. In my opinion, better than the shitty "Resident Evil".

Hey dude, you wanna go see "28 Days Later" with me?

Fuck yeah, I heard it was far superior to "Resident Evil".

by Mister E. February 8, 2004

Raping the Guardrail

When someone takes a turn so wide and fast in their vehicle, that when they get to the end of the turn, they start driving up against the guardrail, tearing up their vehicle, and giving unwanted attention to the rail, thus raping it.

Driving Teacher: Well, Suzie, you pretty much raped the guardrail on that wide turn you made on the intersect. I'm going to have to fail your driving test.

by Mister E. March 27, 2005

En Esch

Core member of Industrial band KMFDM who left after their 'farewell' album, 'Adios' in 1999 who was born in Germany. Did the best German vocals for songs out of every member of the band, but sadly turned into a prick coz he declined to come back into KMFDM after he was offered by Sascha.

Hey, what do you think of En Esch?

Well, he did great in KMFDM. But he is just plainly a prick now.

by Mister E. February 14, 2004

Trench Coats

1. A type of coat which drapes down to your lower knees or near your feet. Occasionally has inner and/or deep pockets to carry materials.

2. A type of clothing that is infamously known by pretty much everyone in existence today from the Trench Coat Mafia who terrorized Columbine back in 1999.

3. I wear this kind of clothing and it scares the shit out of people.

4. If you wear it, you get severely steroetyped by pretty much anyone (even cops, who banned me from the mall for 'shoplifting'. They didn't like the coat, I presume).

Example 1: Me: I love my Trench Coat. It's so warm.

Example 2: Me: The Trench Coat Mafia made a bad name for these cool ass coats.

Example 3: Scared Citizen: Get that coat away from me!

Trench Coat Wearer: Fuck off, I ain't leaving buddy.

Example 4: Cop: I'm gonna have to let you leave, son.

Random Guy: Why, officer?

Cop: You shoplifted, didn't you?

Random Guy: Uh, no I didn't.

Cop: Well, the Trench Coat pretty much gives it away. You're banned for a year. If you come back, you'll be arrested.

Random Guy: I'm getting tired of this place, anyways. (Whispering) Fucking stereotype...

by Mister E. February 14, 2004