Mister E.'s definitions

28 days later

A great zombie flick directed by english director Danny Boyle. A virus is spread throughout England causing people to go into a rage and turn into zombies. In my opinion, better than the shitty "Resident Evil".

Hey dude, you wanna go see "28 Days Later" with me?

Fuck yeah, I heard it was far superior to "Resident Evil".

by Mister E. February 8, 2004

Pulp Fiction

The best movie possibly ever with an all-star cast and top-notch acting by pretty much everyone in the whole damn film.

TV Critic #1: What do you think of Quentin Tarantino?

TV Critic #2: Well, he made the best movie ever to date.

TV Critic #1: Which is...?

TV Critic #2: "Pulp Fiction", you fucking moron!

TV Critic #1: (Smiles, stuttering) Um-uh-uh, le-let's g-go to commercial break, shall we? (Nervous, wrenches tie severely)

by Mister E. February 14, 2004

Raping the Guardrail

When someone takes a turn so wide and fast in their vehicle, that when they get to the end of the turn, they start driving up against the guardrail, tearing up their vehicle, and giving unwanted attention to the rail, thus raping it.

Driving Teacher: Well, Suzie, you pretty much raped the guardrail on that wide turn you made on the intersect. I'm going to have to fail your driving test.

by Mister E. March 27, 2005

Nihil

One of KMFDM's most well-known albums, with hits such as 'Juke Joint Jezebel', 'Brute', and 'Ultra'.

Hey, wanna listen to 'Nihil'?

Of course. KMFDM is the best.

by Mister E. February 14, 2004

Raymond Watts

One-man band member of Industrial band Pig who was born in England. He also does work with KMFDM, and usually he does it on their best albums.

Wanna listen to some Pig?

Fuck yeah! Raymond Watts is so sinister bad-ass.

by Mister E. February 14, 2004

Uma Thurman

Hot piece of ass born in Boston, MA. in 1970. Starred in two of my favorite movies ("Pulp Fiction" and "Kill Bill Vol.1") and she's one of the best underrated actresses to date (She deserved the best Actress award at the globes!), and I don't give a flying fuck if she's that tall and kind of thin. What do you prefer, an overweight woamn for liking?

(It is unfortunate that Uma Thurman is a former product of the limp dick, Ethan Hawke)

Me: Hey, let's see "Kill Bill" again, bro!

My Bro: Fuck yeah, Uma Thurman kicks everyone's ass in that flick.

by Mister E. February 15, 2004

Thomas Jane

Actor who will be playing the role of "The Punisher" in the new movie. Lucky bastard married to Patricia Arquette.

Hey, what do you think of Thomas Jane?

He's one lucky ass bastard.

by Mister E. February 8, 2004