Trench Coats

1. A type of coat which drapes down to your lower knees or near your feet. Occasionally has inner and/or deep pockets to carry materials.

2. A type of clothing that is infamously known by pretty much everyone in existence today from the Trench Coat Mafia who terrorized Columbine back in 1999.

3. I wear this kind of clothing and it scares the shit out of people.

4. If you wear it, you get severely steroetyped by pretty much anyone (even cops, who banned me from the mall for 'shoplifting'. They didn't like the coat, I presume).
Example 1: Me: I love my Trench Coat. It's so warm.

Example 2: Me: The Trench Coat Mafia made a bad name for these cool ass coats.

Example 3: Scared Citizen: Get that coat away from me!

Trench Coat Wearer: Fuck off, I ain't leaving buddy.

Example 4: Cop: I'm gonna have to let you leave, son.

Random Guy: Why, officer?

Cop: You shoplifted, didn't you?

Random Guy: Uh, no I didn't.

Cop: Well, the Trench Coat pretty much gives it away. You're banned for a year. If you come back, you'll be arrested.

Random Guy: I'm getting tired of this place, anyways. (Whispering) Fucking stereotype...
by Mister E. February 14, 2004
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Uma Thurman

Hot piece of ass born in Boston, MA. in 1970. Starred in two of my favorite movies ("Pulp Fiction" and "Kill Bill Vol.1") and she's one of the best underrated actresses to date (She deserved the best Actress award at the globes!), and I don't give a flying fuck if she's that tall and kind of thin. What do you prefer, an overweight woamn for liking?

(It is unfortunate that Uma Thurman is a former product of the limp dick, Ethan Hawke)
Me: Hey, let's see "Kill Bill" again, bro!

My Bro: Fuck yeah, Uma Thurman kicks everyone's ass in that flick.
by Mister E. February 15, 2004
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Thomas Jane

Actor who will be playing the role of "The Punisher" in the new movie. Lucky bastard married to Patricia Arquette.
Hey, what do you think of Thomas Jane?

He's one lucky ass bastard.
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Keira Knightley

A very talented and very hot English actress. Very young (only 18) but looks like she is in her mid-20's/early 30's.
Hey, I just saw "Love Actually" at the theatre.

Well, what'd you think?

It was not bad, but the best part was definitely the luscious actress Keira Knightley.
by Mister E. February 08, 2004
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Industrial Metal

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En Esch

Core member of Industrial band KMFDM who left after their 'farewell' album, 'Adios' in 1999 who was born in Germany. Did the best German vocals for songs out of every member of the band, but sadly turned into a prick coz he declined to come back into KMFDM after he was offered by Sascha.
Hey, what do you think of En Esch?

Well, he did great in KMFDM. But he is just plainly a prick now.
by Mister E. February 14, 2004
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Pulp Fiction

The best movie possibly ever with an all-star cast and top-notch acting by pretty much everyone in the whole damn film.
TV Critic #1: What do you think of Quentin Tarantino?

TV Critic #2: Well, he made the best movie ever to date.

TV Critic #1: Which is...?

TV Critic #2: "Pulp Fiction", you fucking moron!

TV Critic #1: (Smiles, stuttering) Um-uh-uh, le-let's g-go to commercial break, shall we? (Nervous, wrenches tie severely)
by Mister E. February 14, 2004
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