Mistahtom's definitions

John Daily

The nick-name of The Daily Show's John Stewart.

Dad: John Daily is funny and smart.

Me: Its John Stewart but nevertheless, he is awesome.

by MistahTom June 17, 2006

MTBE

Methyl Tertiary Butyl Ether. An oxidizer that was put into gasoline in California a few years back that would bump up the gasoline's efficiency. Later replaced with ethanol because it allegedly contaminated underground wells.

MTBE is bad for the environment.

by Mistahtom January 14, 2006

Badinkydink

A tiny behind. The lacking of a curvaceous rear-end. Also known as a flat-ass.

I can't get sprung lookin at dat badinkydink.

by MistahTom September 1, 2005

Sounds-kit

A container carrying 5 or 6 long 13'' smooth polished rods inserted into the urethra for sexual stimulation.

I bought a sounds kit for my girl and she came 8 times in thirty minutes!

by MistahTom August 23, 2005

get off the short bus

an expression used to tell someone to stop acting like such a retard or to pay attention.

Person 1 (usually from a bible belt state): "Hey man, I think intelligent design is good theory."

Person 2 (not from a bible belt state): "Man get off the short bus."

by mistahtom July 18, 2006

last call cocktail

When the bartender stops selling booze and you need more make a last call cocktail. Mix unfinished, unattended drinks together in a pint glass and drink up!

Biff - "Last call? Dammit, I should have gotten here sooner."

Joey - "Its alright man, make a last call cocktail."

by MistahTom November 6, 2005

Pussy Fairy

A nick-name for the booty call that visited you last night.

Bryan: How was your Friday night?
Tom: The Pussy Fairy visited me.
Bryan: Nice.

by Mistahtom January 15, 2006