Definitions by Miss Hell Kitten
Texas Two-Step
The Texas Two-Step is when a man has sex with a woman, and then later on that same day, has sex with a second woman (who is unaware of the sexual activities the man engaged in earlier), without having washed himself off in between women.
Tony: "Man, you sure are busy these days! You never have time to hang out anymore. What's been up, man?"
Rick: "Sorry bro, I've been crushing so much pussy lately, it's getting out of hand! I even did the Texas Two-Step last night, because I didn't have time to go home and shower before fucking Kelly, after I fucked Rachel."
Tony: "Awh man thats brutal. Save some pussy for the rest of us, bro!"
Rick: "Sorry bro, I've been crushing so much pussy lately, it's getting out of hand! I even did the Texas Two-Step last night, because I didn't have time to go home and shower before fucking Kelly, after I fucked Rachel."
Tony: "Awh man thats brutal. Save some pussy for the rest of us, bro!"
Texas Two-Step by Miss Hell Kitten March 10, 2026
Janky
A word used to describe something that is sketchy, crooked, built badly, ramshackle, falling apart, or otherwise not in good condition or of poor quality.
Pete: "Man, that old barn does not look safe, it's falling apart!"
Frank: "Yeah. you wouldn't see me walking around in that janky barn! The roof looks like it could cave in, any minute!"
Frank: "Yeah. you wouldn't see me walking around in that janky barn! The roof looks like it could cave in, any minute!"
Janky by Miss Hell Kitten April 14, 2024
High Class White Trash
A social sub-class of people, within the lower class of society, that stretches up into the low end of the middle class of society.
This sub-class differs from the Trailer Trash sub-class, in the sense that those considered High Class White Trash do not reside in mobile homes or trailers. Not that they have anything against living in trailers. They just happen to not live in mobile homes, and so they cannot be recognized as Trailer Trash.
Those who identify as High Class White Trash typically embrace gun ownership, dislike governmental overreach, and just want to be left alone.
Activities enjoyed by High Class White Trash people often include the use of firearms, some sort of vehicle with either a gas or diesel burning engine, drinking, drugs, and country music.
Apparel commonly worn by this group of people is camouflage in color - all types of camouflage, sometimes multiple types of camouflage at the same time - as well as plaid, Toughduck/Carhardt brand work wear, and in certain areas, such as within Canada, they can also be found sporting blaze orange colored clothing during hunting the hunting seasons.
High Class White Trash folk might not have it all together, but together, they have it all - family and loyalty are very important in this community.
This sub-class differs from the Trailer Trash sub-class, in the sense that those considered High Class White Trash do not reside in mobile homes or trailers. Not that they have anything against living in trailers. They just happen to not live in mobile homes, and so they cannot be recognized as Trailer Trash.
Those who identify as High Class White Trash typically embrace gun ownership, dislike governmental overreach, and just want to be left alone.
Activities enjoyed by High Class White Trash people often include the use of firearms, some sort of vehicle with either a gas or diesel burning engine, drinking, drugs, and country music.
Apparel commonly worn by this group of people is camouflage in color - all types of camouflage, sometimes multiple types of camouflage at the same time - as well as plaid, Toughduck/Carhardt brand work wear, and in certain areas, such as within Canada, they can also be found sporting blaze orange colored clothing during hunting the hunting seasons.
High Class White Trash folk might not have it all together, but together, they have it all - family and loyalty are very important in this community.
Emma: "Have you met the new guy that just moved into town?"
Kayla: "No, but I saw him wearing a camouflage jacket.. I bet hes Trailer Trash."
Emma: "He cant be Trailer Trash, because he moved into that HOUSE on the edge of town, and since its not a trailer, that makes him High Class White Trash."
Kayla: "Hm. Maybe I should go introduce myself then.."
Kayla: "No, but I saw him wearing a camouflage jacket.. I bet hes Trailer Trash."
Emma: "He cant be Trailer Trash, because he moved into that HOUSE on the edge of town, and since its not a trailer, that makes him High Class White Trash."
Kayla: "Hm. Maybe I should go introduce myself then.."
High Class White Trash by Miss Hell Kitten June 10, 2023
Muffstache
Similar to the mustache that can sometimes be found on the face of a man, a muffstache is also a patch of coarse hair, only instead of being found on the face of a man, the muffstache is located just above a woman's genitals. Also known as female pubic hair.
Frank: "Yo Carl! Tara finally let me go down on her!"
Carl: "Nice man! How was it?"
Frank: "It was awesome, other than the fact that she had a muffstache, and it kept tickling my nose!"
Carl: "What? Tara doesn't shave her vag? Tell her to shave! It's not 1804 anymore."
Frank: "Yeah, I definitely have to say something!"
Carl: "Nice man! How was it?"
Frank: "It was awesome, other than the fact that she had a muffstache, and it kept tickling my nose!"
Carl: "What? Tara doesn't shave her vag? Tell her to shave! It's not 1804 anymore."
Frank: "Yeah, I definitely have to say something!"
Muffstache by Miss Hell Kitten February 21, 2023
Stomalingus
Stomalingus is the oral, anal, stoma sex act where person #1 (who has a throat stoma), lays flat on their back while person #2 straddles their chin/neck. Using their penis, person #2 then penetrates person #1's throat stoma. Simultaneously, person #1 orally stimulates the anus of person #2.
Pete: "Have you ever had your asshole ate, while fucking someones throat hole stoma?"
Charlie: "You mean 'stomalingus'? No man. I don't even know anyone with a stoma in their throat."
Pete: "Well you're missing out! If you ever meet someone with one, you definitely want to find out if they're up for some stomalingus! Trust me, bro. It'll rock your world!"
Charlie: "Haha! Well what about the person you did it with? Would they be down to let me give it a try?"
Pete: "I'll text them now for you, and find out."
Charlie: "Thanks man! You're the best!"
Charlie: "You mean 'stomalingus'? No man. I don't even know anyone with a stoma in their throat."
Pete: "Well you're missing out! If you ever meet someone with one, you definitely want to find out if they're up for some stomalingus! Trust me, bro. It'll rock your world!"
Charlie: "Haha! Well what about the person you did it with? Would they be down to let me give it a try?"
Pete: "I'll text them now for you, and find out."
Charlie: "Thanks man! You're the best!"
Stomalingus by Miss Hell Kitten January 21, 2023
jibby jab
To stab with a dirty meth pipe.
Crystal methamphetamine or 'meth' is commonly referred to as "jib", or "jibb".
The word 'jab' is regularly associated with "stabbing" or "poking involving perforation".
Crystal methamphetamine or 'meth' is commonly referred to as "jib", or "jibb".
The word 'jab' is regularly associated with "stabbing" or "poking involving perforation".
Dillon- "Oh my god! I've been jibby jabbed!
Ryan- "What?! He stabbed you with his dirty meth pipe?"
Dillon- "Yeah man! I'm bleeding pretty bad! The glass cut me good!"
Ryan- "Better hope it doesn't get infected! That meth pipe was super dirty!"
Ryan- "What?! He stabbed you with his dirty meth pipe?"
Dillon- "Yeah man! I'm bleeding pretty bad! The glass cut me good!"
Ryan- "Better hope it doesn't get infected! That meth pipe was super dirty!"
jibby jab by Miss Hell Kitten April 30, 2021