Mogwai

A band from Glasgow who are shit.

I once went to a Mogwai gig and they were awful. The support band was better than them.

by Minderbinder November 17, 2023

Hamas

Terrorist group responsible for a pogrom against the state of Israel that occurred on 7 October 2023. Hates Jewish people and the state of Israel. Has sworn to destroy the state of Israel. Designated as a terrorist group by the US, UK and the EU. Does not care about the Palestinian people or the creation of a Palestinian state.

On 7 October 2023, Hamas invaded Israel and murdered over 1200 people and took approximately 250 people hostage, many of whom were not Jews or Israeli citizens.

by Minderbinder February 6, 2024

Nadine Dorries

UK government minister and the very definition of a mad cow. Anti-abortionist.
Hates the BBC. Third-rate novelist. Thinks Boris Johnson is a living God. If you see her in public and unrestrained, someone has obviously left the cage door open.

I watched an interview with Nadine Dorries on television and my brain is now trying to strangle me by way of revenge.

by Minderbinder February 5, 2022

Boris Johnson

The last bastion of white male privilege and a national embarrassment.

Boris Johnson: Tally ho chaps and damn his eyes to Putney Bridge! Buller buller buller!!!!
Foreign tourist: What's he talking about? I didn't understand a word he said.
British citizen: That's Boris Johnson, he's our Prime Minister and I'm so ashamed, I want to emigrate.

by Minderbinder November 20, 2020

Jimi Hendrix

A god in mortal form, untouchable, the best guitarist ever.

Jimi Hendrix was the most talented and skilled guitarist in history or the future.

I don't believe in God, but I do believe in Jimi Hendrix.

by Minderbinder February 29, 2020

Merch cut

When a live music venue takes a percentage of what a band or group earns from selling merchandise such as t-shirts and CDs at a gig. AKA stealing

Our band doesn't make as much money as we used to because a lot of venues are forcing us to take a merch cut.

by Minderbinder December 14, 2022

Shitshow

A production or programme that is so full of shit, it oozes from every pore and orifice. It reeks of faecal matter. See Brexit

Every sane, intelligent person on Planet Earth:

That Brexit is a right old shitshow

by Minderbinder September 11, 2020