Minderbinder's definitions

Hamas

Terrorist group responsible for a pogrom against the state of Israel that occurred on 7 October 2023. Hates Jewish people and the state of Israel. Has sworn to destroy the state of Israel. Designated as a terrorist group by the US, UK and the EU. Does not care about the Palestinian people or the creation of a Palestinian state.

On 7 October 2023, Hamas invaded Israel and murdered over 1200 people and took approximately 250 people hostage, many of whom were not Jews or Israeli citizens.

by Minderbinder February 6, 2024

Music snob

Everyone, because everyone likes to believe that their own tastes are the coolest on the planet.

Idiot 1: If you don't like U2, then you're a total music snob. Millions of people listen to them every day. No one wants to listen to a shitty little band that hardly anyone's heard of.
Idiot 2: Well you can go and fuck yourself, 'cos I

don't follow a herd mentality and I think for myself. I don't need someone else to form an opinion for me.

by Minderbinder January 7, 2022

Shitshow

A production or programme that is so full of shit, it oozes from every pore and orifice. It reeks of faecal matter. See Brexit

Every sane, intelligent person on Planet Earth:

That Brexit is a right old shitshow

by Minderbinder September 11, 2020

Provos

The nickname for the Provisional Irish Republican Army. A group of murderous thugs who were willing to kill innocent civilians in support of their cause of achieving a united Ireland.

The Provos detonated bombs in Warrington, England in March 1993 that killed 3 year old Johnathan Ball and 12 year old Tim Parry.

by Minderbinder October 27, 2022

Number 45

Number 45 refers to the 45th President of the United States of America and who shall remain nameless for the the purposes of this definition. He is an ugly, corrupt, racist bastard who belongs in prison.

Journalist 1: Oh Christ, I'm not going to have a good day today.
Journalist 2: Why?
Journalist 1: My editor's just told me I have to go to the Whitehouse because Number 45 is giving a press conference.
Journalist 2: Whoa, that's some heavy shit right there. Good luck, dude.

by Minderbinder October 21, 2020

Git

An adult male of low worth, no manners and zero style, but who is convinced that he alone is the king of the world. Men resembling this definition are frequently to be found in positions of high social status and have only got there either through birth or by lying, cheating, stealing or other underhanded means. In this context, the word has little or no meaning outside the UK.

Boris Johnson is a git

by Minderbinder February 20, 2022

glaswegian

a loudmouth blowhard who can't hold it in.

Priest (after two hours in a confessional): Is that the end of your confession, my son?

Average Glaswegian male: Urr ye kiddin', faither? Uv no even started yet! I wis just talkin' aboot the fitba'!

by Minderbinder March 5, 2011