Minderbinder's definitions

Wage Slave

What 99% of humanity has to be in order to keep a roof over their head and put food on the table.

Me: Very few people get to do what they want with their lives. Unfortunately I'm not one of them. I'm just another wage slave.

by Minderbinder September 1, 2023

Global South

A load of drivel dreamt up and defined by well-meaning, but politically and geographically illiterate morons who hate the West. The fact that the so-called Global South includes the People's Republic of China, which has the second largest economy in the world, illustrates the stupidity and vacuousness of such a concept.

The USA, the UK and the EU are considered part of the Global North and the People's Republic of China is considered part of the Global South.

by Minderbinder October 7, 2023

Jimi Hendrix

A god in mortal form, untouchable, the best guitarist ever.

Jimi Hendrix was the most talented and skilled guitarist in history or the future.

I don't believe in God, but I do believe in Jimi Hendrix.

by Minderbinder February 29, 2020

Shitshow

A production or programme that is so full of shit, it oozes from every pore and orifice. It reeks of faecal matter. See Brexit

Every sane, intelligent person on Planet Earth:

That Brexit is a right old shitshow

by Minderbinder September 11, 2020

Provos

The nickname for the Provisional Irish Republican Army. A group of murderous thugs who were willing to kill innocent civilians in support of their cause of achieving a united Ireland.

The Provos detonated bombs in Warrington, England in March 1993 that killed 3 year old Johnathan Ball and 12 year old Tim Parry.

by Minderbinder October 27, 2022

Music snob

Everyone, because everyone likes to believe that their own tastes are the coolest on the planet.

Idiot 1: If you don't like U2, then you're a total music snob. Millions of people listen to them every day. No one wants to listen to a shitty little band that hardly anyone's heard of.
Idiot 2: Well you can go and fuck yourself, 'cos I

don't follow a herd mentality and I think for myself. I don't need someone else to form an opinion for me.

by Minderbinder January 7, 2022

Nadine Dorries

UK government minister and the very definition of a mad cow. Anti-abortionist.
Hates the BBC. Third-rate novelist. Thinks Boris Johnson is a living God. If you see her in public and unrestrained, someone has obviously left the cage door open.

I watched an interview with Nadine Dorries on television and my brain is now trying to strangle me by way of revenge.

by Minderbinder February 5, 2022