nuts.com

Part of an angry instruction that usually precedes a barroom brawl or amateurish street fight. It is usually part of an imperative beginning with: Eat my…; Suck my…, or, Bite my…; depending on regional preferences.

If you ever hear this either leave the area immediately or duck because the chairs are about to start flying.
Fuck you, motherfucker! Eat my nuts.com!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it. — A faux positive statement to lighten a heinous situation that will stick with you for the rest of your life.
1) Police homicide photographer documenting the scene of a mass shooting at an American high school:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

2) Family cleaning out a closet after the death of a loved one:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

3) An American citizen voting for president in the 2024 election that will determine the destiny of our democracy:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

This and other techniques like this are taught in cults and at Harvard University. No, I’m not kidding Harvard has a Hap-y-ness Studies Program. It’s designed to control populations and foment political overthrow. They’d “like to teach the world to sing — in perfect harmony.”

See Mad Men series Finale.

And shudder.
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lemon pepper wet wings

lemon pepper wet wings — A delicious food you can eat in Atlanta if you don’t care about your blood sugar, cholesterol, or longevity.

A recipe:

1) Dry the wings in a refrigerator over night for extra crispiness when fried.

2) Prepare the spice:

Lemon zest from six lemons

Orange zest from two oranges

The pressed garlic from one whole clove of garlic

Three grated onions: one purple; one white, and one yellow.

Dry the wet ingredients in a cast iron skillet and finished them in an oven on a low temperature on parchment paper before grinding them with the dried spices.

Cumin seeds

Coriander seeds (equal to the amount of cumin seeds you use)

cardamom seeds

Mustard seeds

Whole peppercorn mix hand ground with a small amount of sea salt

Grind ingredients together in a spice mill

clarified butter

Warm the clarified butter mixed with some olive oil. When it is heated, add the spice mix and allow the fragrances to come up. Here some people also add rock candy sugar, or jaggery and Indian ingredient until caramelized to sweeten the spice mixture.

Add the fried wings to this mixture hot from the fryer and toss them until the wings are evenly coated.

Be careful because if you eat these too often you will definitely get “the arthur, the pressure, AND the sugar”.
Maaaaaaaaaaan Buffalo Wings ain’t SHIT! My standard for wings is Atlanta Lemon Pepper Wet Wings.
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algorithmic critical mass

algorithmic critical mass — the Urban Dictionary principle that states: the more words you enter into the Urban Dictionary, the easier it is to add words to the Urban Dictionary.

This is especially true if you make the words you add refer to your previous words based on known linguistic principles. In this way the algorithm reflects aspects of your mind; and your mind becomes one with the algorithm as well.

There is something more frightening than artificial intelligence and that is computer intelligence that merges with the mind of humankind.

What happens when infinite computing power merges with the full potential of the brain. I don’t know because I waste my mind on adding Urban Dictionary entries instead of contemplating more weighty problems.

But you have got to admit that that is an awesome Afrofuturistic observation.
If you add enough word to the Urban Dictionary you will reach an algorithmic critical mass where the algorithm will reflect your mind; and, your mind will reflect the algorithm.
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A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread! — Lovers who have their priorities exactly right. At a certain point all we have are the memories we create together. You don’t need much else.

“A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread!” just means: In this moment all I need is you and maybe a little wine might be nice too. But, if I have “you” I might not even need the wine either.
Husband:

“A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou.”

Wife:

A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread! And if there’s no wine, all I need in this moment is you.
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Vivek Ramaswamy

Vivek Ramaswamy — A.K.A. Big Pharma IB Bro; Investment Banker Bro; Tandoori Trump; Poison Ivy League Pundit; and Conspiracy Curry Man by Conservative Christian Nationalists.

As conspiracy oriented and conservative as he is, he is still not White enough and Christian enough for the Conservative Christian Nationalist championing Donald Trump’s MAGA/MAHA Political Party.

Many think he is running to be Trump’s Vice-Presidential running partner — a kind of Demi-Indian Yang to Kāmāla Harris Demi-Indian yin. But, this is ridiculous because because the thinking processes among rank and file MAGA/MAHA members are not that subtle.

His name in most Indian Languages means “The Self-possessed Discriminative One Filled with the Adoration of Lord Rāmā.”

Indian Languages are meaning dense because of the long history of Indo-European culture and tradition. The actual cultural meaning of his name cannot endear him to Conservative Christian Nationals who would rather his name be something like: Mathew Luke-John Markwhiteman — which would be the western cultural equivalent of his name if Christian values were enshrined in his moniker.

Is America ready for flat breads and Basmati rice!!!!!!!????????

Vote for Vivek Ramaswamy, the Tandoori Trump. Pharma Bro Pharma Bro he’s our man; if he can’t do it NO ONE CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!! Let’s turn the American melting pot into a Tandoori Oven!!!!!
Vote for Vivek Ramaswamy, the Tandoori Trump. Pharma Bro Pharma Bro he’s our man; if he can’t do it NO ONE CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!! Let’s turen the American melting pot into a Tandoori Oven!!!!!
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It’s been a hell of a war!

A expression one can either yell or speak with a quiet dignity to comrades when advancing towards almost certain death. This saying moved from insider military slang into popular consciousness through Hollywood’s portrayal of Vietnam era battles that foreground moments of suicidal bravado.
Gentlemen, we are outnumbered and almost out of ammo; It’s going to go hand to hand. It’s been a pleasure serving with you; and: it’s been a hell of a war!
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