Miles the Magnificent's definitions

Shirtless Old Man

The wrinkles, the man-boobs, the HORROR!!!!
Usually available in summertime, the Shirtless Old Man is a fearless animal with a tendency to enjoy Miller Lite and balance the beer cans on his pot belly.

Oh c'mon, get a shirt on shirtless old man!

by Miles the Magnificent September 16, 2010

Clubmaster

A vintage style sunglass by Ray Ban that is the equivalent of the Wayfarer dressing up for the Baton Rogue. This style is seeing a rise in popularity as the Wayfarer has hit popularity with middle American high school students and thus falls out of the range of hipsters and celebrities alike.

Grandpa, are those the Clubmasters?
Whaaa?

by Miles the Magnificent August 13, 2010

The Wipers

Insane punk band from Portland, OR formed in 1978. This band is one of the earliest American purveyors of punk and its influences are noted in other successful acts such as Nirvana and Scratch Acid.

The Wipers rock! My favorite album is "Is This Real?", you can totally tell the lyrics about being maladjusted are being sung from the pit of Greg Sage's heart.

by Miles the Magnificent September 16, 2010

Duded up

The guy's equivalent of dressing up for a night on the town.

If I wanted to get duded up I'd throw on some cargo pants and my Shonen Knife t-shirt.

by Miles the Magnificent September 20, 2010

BMW

A big maine woman

"I was looking for a girl to ride but there's nothing but BMW's

by Miles the Magnificent November 2, 2011

Smirnoff Ache

The stomachache you get from drinking Smirnoff Ice too quickly. Scientists believe it is due to the high sugar content of the beverage.

You just got iced bro!
Not now, I'm fighting a massive smirnoff ache

by Miles the Magnificent July 31, 2010

Pontil

The mark on a (generally) pre-1860's bottle that signifies it was blown using a pontil rod.

Look at that jagged pontil, they don't make 'em like that anymore.

by Miles the Magnificent October 21, 2010