Miles Pieri's definitions

minidv

Before Mini DV it was much harder for fat, ugly, bedsore-ridden sea monsters of women and their equally disgusting and mentally disturbed partners to upload their sordid home-made porno's onto the internet.

Huzzah for miniDV

by Miles Pieri February 2, 2004

ghibli

Strong middle-eastern desert wind. Also the name of one of the two (along with Pixar) finest animation studio's on the planet.

Better tie down the Camels, there's one helluva Ghibli comin'

by Miles Pieri January 21, 2004

EF

European language schools organisation. Nobody know's what EF actually means although, having lived in Oxford - an EF stroghold - for a number of years I can only assume it stands for 'Easy Fuck.

Did you see those Italian EF girls getting off the coach? Man, sometimes it's good to live in this shithole wanker-student city!

by Miles Pieri January 23, 2004

pocky

Pocky sticks are Japanese breadsticks covered in a tasty almost-chocolate coating. Popular with Wapanese in the west, as well as anime Otaku and guys out to impress Japanese girls. (It doesn't work, incidentally)

There are all kinds of pocky variants including savoury versions and the amusingly named White Lolita - giant Pocky with white chocolate.

Did you see the way that fat fuck anime nerd downed that pocky stick?

by Miles Pieri February 2, 2004

pocari sweat

Strange, tangy supposedly 'soft' drink from Japan which, according to the blurb on the can, replaces the electrolytes lost through perspiration.
The sensation of actually drinking the stuff is like putting your tongue on the twin terminals of a 9v. battery.

Pocari Sweat is Japanese Coke to Calpis' Pepsi.

by Miles Pieri February 2, 2004

kogaru

Ahh...the dyed yellow hair, the big socks, the bleeding-edge mobile phone. We all love Kogals, those young Japanese schoolies who hang around in gangs everywhere from Osaka to Oxford. It makes life just that little bit easier to take, watching them with their Badtz Maru handbags and Domo-kun Alice bands.

'Did you see the legs on that Kogaru? Like a bloody elephants...'

by Miles Pieri January 20, 2004

cursed video

Urban legend from mid-90's Japan about a videotape with weird imagery contained on it. If you watch the tape you then recieve a phone call telling you you will be dead in a week. Basis for a series of novels by the writer Koji Suzuki, filmed as Ring, Rasen, Ring 2 and Birthday. Remade in both Korea and America.

Frolic in brine, Goblins be thine

by Miles Pieri January 7, 2004