Miles Pieri's definitions

Leprechaun Ninja

Also: Tom Cruise in 'The Last Samurai'

Did you see the Cruiser in that dumb movie? He was even smaller than the Japs. Looked like a Goddamn leprechaun ninja!

by Miles Pieri January 21, 2004

35 Tenison Road

A house in Cambridge UK believed to be haunted by a ghost that steals people credit cards and forces them into a life of prostitution.

Those thieving bastards at no.35 will get what's comin' to 'em

by Miles Pieri January 23, 2004

sadako

Malevolent female spirit from the Izu region of Japan, said to be responsible for the 'Cursed Video'
See also: Cursed Video

Also name of the famous 'Papaer Crane' girl of Hiroshima. The name Sadako is derived from the Japanese word for virginal or chastity.

Everyone will suffer

by Miles Pieri January 7, 2004

rushmore

The finest American studio film of the 1990's.

"She was my Rushmore, Max"
"I know, she was mine too."

by Miles Pieri January 7, 2004

ghibli

Strong middle-eastern desert wind. Also the name of one of the two (along with Pixar) finest animation studio's on the planet.

Better tie down the Camels, there's one helluva Ghibli comin'

by Miles Pieri January 21, 2004

calpis

Milky, semen-like water-based soft drink from Japan. Not as odd tasting as Pocari Sweat and not as amusingly named either although it does sound a bit like 'cow piss' I suppose.

Hey, fancy some of my cow piss?

No thanks, I have a bottle of sweat here.

by Miles Pieri February 2, 2004

umbongo

Although Umbongo isn't actually a 'gay fucker' given his 'luck' (In the broadest possible sense) with women maybe it's an avenue he should consider pursuing.

"Hey, have you been to UK:R today? Umbongo had another date last night."

"Fuckin loser."

by Miles Pieri January 23, 2004