meaty thigh

The portion of the body sited above the knee, below the waiste and on the inside of the leg. Usually touched by Uncles, preists and dads. Well Paul's is.

The priest gasped when he saw the little boys meaty thigh and he popped 300,000 boners per sec and almost fainted. But no, he grabbed it and rubbed his penis on it and came all over it and then got sued for a million dollars for not licking his mess off.

by Miles March 29, 2005

spunkington

a human sized home wrecker who cant stop smoking and has too many gatherings

yeh everyone is going round spunkingtons for a smoke and to wreck homes

by miles April 19, 2003

Nantucket Red

1. A Particular shade of red, bright with a slightly faded look.
2. Basically, it's the WASPiest color ever.

Did you get the new J. Crew catalogue? They have these really cute Nantucket Red khakis...

by Miles October 04, 2004

teefer

slang term for the reefer
(as coined by the Gazebos)

Hey McWrath, want to smoke some teefer / get teefed?

by miles May 21, 2004

squirepin

a begginer bowler

thst guys a bloody squirepin

by miles April 19, 2003

Max Vance

He makes F's, you make A's

Do I have to put one?

by Miles November 10, 2003

merk

To diss, to intellectually injure someone.

Yo, Anand that midget SOB merked me by calling me a tool.

by Miles April 24, 2004