Miles's definitions

Nantucket Red

1. A Particular shade of red, bright with a slightly faded look.
2. Basically, it's the WASPiest color ever.

Did you get the new J. Crew catalogue? They have these really cute Nantucket Red khakis...

by Miles October 4, 2004

meaty thigh

The portion of the body sited above the knee, below the waiste and on the inside of the leg. Usually touched by Uncles, preists and dads. Well Paul's is.

The priest gasped when he saw the little boys meaty thigh and he popped 300,000 boners per sec and almost fainted. But no, he grabbed it and rubbed his penis on it and came all over it and then got sued for a million dollars for not licking his mess off.

by Miles March 29, 2005

Piledriver

a move where a woman is sitting on her hear and the man bends over her and drivers her into the ground with his cock

i piledrived the shit outta yo sista last night u chooch

by Miles December 1, 2004

swoop

to pass, and cut off someone while on the freeway

I just swooped that nigga

by Miles February 15, 2005

willows

Willows is slang for cum/jizz. It's seen in the snoop song "pimp anthem"

"dripping willows on satin pillows"

by Miles June 19, 2005

Guido Hatzis

Greek adonis/legend known for his ability to attract women and kickboxing ability. Has gained a cult following among the highly educated. See also "The besht."

Quote: "Where there's me, there's ladies."

by Miles November 25, 2003

merk

To diss, to intellectually injure someone.

Yo, Anand that midget SOB merked me by calling me a tool.

by Miles April 24, 2004