Mikey The Comic's definitions

Nymphobrainiac

A person who can't stop thinking about sex.

Tom: All I ever think about is sex!
Mikey: You're a total nymphobrainiac!

by Mikey The Comic September 2, 2009

Belowfro

An afro-like pubic region marked by exessive and wild hair growth.

Rob: Don't go down on Shantiqua, girl's got a belowfro happening man!

by Mikey The Comic December 22, 2009

log-swapping

The act of flushing someone else's poop down the toilet before being able to poop yourself.

Hey man, did you flush? I'm getting tired of always log-swapping your turd of the day.

by Mikey The Comic April 4, 2009

Ignoracist

1) An ignorant racist, aka, a racist.

2) A racist so ignorant, they don't even bother to get their stereotypes right.

3) A person who is too ignorant to know that what they're saying is actually racist.

1) Mel Gibson.

2) Jeff: Jim just wished Hiro a Happy Chinese New Year.
Steve: What? Hiro's Japanese!
Jeff: What an ignoracist!
Steve: Haha, you should totally coin that word on UD.
Jeff: I can't, that Australian comedian Mikey Mileos beat me to it.
Steve: Man, he's awesome!

3) Jim-Bob: Man, I ain't seen yous guys in a coons age!
Billy-Joe: Two coons ages, I reckon!
**in the above case both Jim-Bob and Billy-Joe are ignoracists

by Mikey The Comic December 26, 2010

Gigantwhore

A whore who is gigantic, or a person who's whoreing capacity is significant.

Dude 1: Man, I just saw Paris blowing ten guys in the alley.
Dude 2: Paris? Oh, you mean Gigantwhore!

by Mikey The Comic September 1, 2009

vagininja

Pronounced either Vaj-a-nin-ja or Va-ja-nin-ja.

1. A person, male or female, who slays vaginas, i.e. DESTROYS THEM! (like in a good way.. sexually).

2. A stealthy vagina who's queef's are silent, but deadly!

3. (Less common) A ninja who is also a vagina.

Hey Tory is a total vagininja!

by Mikey The Comic October 16, 2009

fauxmophobe

When you pretend to be a homophobe, just to mess around with your gay friends.

Tom: I'll be bringing my homosexual lover to your party.
Mikey: Ewwwww gross :P
Tom: You're such a fauxmophobe.

by Mikey The Comic December 1, 2010