Mikey The Comic's definitions

Agenda Benda

A politician who hides the nuts, and bolts, of their policy until the last moment, where it is revealed to be something completely different and unexpected. A political transvestite, if you will.

Man, I sure hope Obama doesn't turn out to be an agenda benda.

by Mikey The Comic February 3, 2010

Bitchacho

It's the female latino gangsta version of "Muchaho" made from combining the words "bitch" and "muchcho". Bitchacho!

Where my bitchachos at!?

by Mikey The Comic August 4, 2009

Cock-Spanked

Female equivalent for "Pussy-Whipped." See also "penis-spanked".

Why do you keep doing his laundy? You're so cock-spanked!

by Mikey The Comic August 4, 2009

faux shizzle

A pretend shizzle. When someone, usually a stoner, says they'll do something they have no intention of doing.

Fred: Yo Mikey, you said you'd help me move my couch!
Mikey: Nah, it was a faux shizzle.

by Mikey The Comic August 18, 2009

Gigantwhore

A whore who is gigantic, or a person who's whoreing capacity is significant.

Dude 1: Man, I just saw Paris blowing ten guys in the alley.
Dude 2: Paris? Oh, you mean Gigantwhore!

by Mikey The Comic September 1, 2009

Nymphobrainiac

A person who can't stop thinking about sex.

Tom: All I ever think about is sex!
Mikey: You're a total nymphobrainiac!

by Mikey The Comic September 2, 2009

Retwixing

When you remix a retweet by adding your own thoughts to the end of it.

An example of Retwixing (retwixer's comment after initials).

RT @mezenscene: Ah, Vogue forums. Is there any question you CAN'T answer? MM: I'm sure if you throw them some physics they'll be stumped!

by Mikey The Comic January 5, 2010