Ignoracist

1) An ignorant racist, aka, a racist.

2) A racist so ignorant, they don't even bother to get their stereotypes right.

3) A person who is too ignorant to know that what they're saying is actually racist.

1) Mel Gibson.

2) Jeff: Jim just wished Hiro a Happy Chinese New Year.
Steve: What? Hiro's Japanese!
Jeff: What an ignoracist!
Steve: Haha, you should totally coin that word on UD.
Jeff: I can't, that Australian comedian Mikey Mileos beat me to it.
Steve: Man, he's awesome!

3) Jim-Bob: Man, I ain't seen yous guys in a coons age!
Billy-Joe: Two coons ages, I reckon!
**in the above case both Jim-Bob and Billy-Joe are ignoracists

by Mikey The Comic December 26, 2010

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Gigantwhore

A whore who is gigantic, or a person who's whoreing capacity is significant.

Dude 1: Man, I just saw Paris blowing ten guys in the alley.
Dude 2: Paris? Oh, you mean Gigantwhore!

by Mikey The Comic September 01, 2009

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faux shizzle

A pretend shizzle. When someone, usually a stoner, says they'll do something they have no intention of doing.

Fred: Yo Mikey, you said you'd help me move my couch!
Mikey: Nah, it was a faux shizzle.

by Mikey The Comic August 18, 2009

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Cock-Spanked

Female equivalent for "Pussy-Whipped." See also "penis-spanked".

Why do you keep doing his laundy? You're so cock-spanked!

by Mikey The Comic August 04, 2009

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vagininja

Pronounced either Vaj-a-nin-ja or Va-ja-nin-ja.

1. A person, male or female, who slays vaginas, i.e. DESTROYS THEM! (like in a good way.. sexually).

2. A stealthy vagina who's queef's are silent, but deadly!

3. (Less common) A ninja who is also a vagina.

Hey Tory is a total vagininja!

by Mikey The Comic October 16, 2009

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