Spam Sandwich

When you want to invite friends somewhere (like a gig) and you send them a normal txt/email, followed by your spam advertising the gig, followed by another normal txt/email.

1st Message: Hey man, long time, how you been? How's things?

2nd Message: Oh btw, I have a gig coming up, do you wanna come? Here are the details aka SPAM!

3rd Message: How's your dog?

Note: It is important to note that you need to wait for them to reply to your message before you send the next layer of the sandwich.
Oh shoot, I just copped another spam sandwich from Mikey, I should really just go to one of his gigs.
by Mikey The Comic November 06, 2008
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Cock-Spanked

Female equivalent for "Pussy-Whipped." See also "penis-spanked".
Why do you keep doing his laundy? You're so cock-spanked!
by Mikey The Comic August 04, 2009
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Tweetard

A person who always posts retarded tweets.
Ray: Did you see Damo's latest post?
Mikey: Yeah, he's such a tweetard.
by Mikey The Comic December 17, 2009
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Agenda Benda

A politician who hides the nuts, and bolts, of their policy until the last moment, where it is revealed to be something completely different and unexpected. A political transvestite, if you will.
Man, I sure hope Obama doesn't turn out to be an agenda benda.
by Mikey The Comic February 03, 2010
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Bitchacho

It's the female latino gangsta version of "Muchaho" made from combining the words "bitch" and "muchcho". Bitchacho!
Where my bitchachos at!?
by Mikey The Comic August 04, 2009
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Belowfro

An afro-like pubic region marked by exessive and wild hair growth.
Rob: Don't go down on Shantiqua, girl's got a belowfro happening man!
by Mikey The Comic December 22, 2009
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Roid rage

When your hemorrhoids become so inflamed that you they make you angry and usually unable to sit.
Tom's been marching around shouting at everyone all day. He must have a serious case of roid rage.
by Mikey The Comic October 27, 2008
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