Mikey The Comic's definitions

vagininja

Pronounced either Vaj-a-nin-ja or Va-ja-nin-ja.

1. A person, male or female, who slays vaginas, i.e. DESTROYS THEM! (like in a good way.. sexually).

2. A stealthy vagina who's queef's are silent, but deadly!

3. (Less common) A ninja who is also a vagina.

Hey Tory is a total vagininja!

by Mikey The Comic October 16, 2009

fauxmophobe

When you pretend to be a homophobe, just to mess around with your gay friends.

Tom: I'll be bringing my homosexual lover to your party.
Mikey: Ewwwww gross :P
Tom: You're such a fauxmophobe.

by Mikey The Comic December 1, 2010

Gigantwhore

A whore who is gigantic, or a person who's whoreing capacity is significant.

Dude 1: Man, I just saw Paris blowing ten guys in the alley.
Dude 2: Paris? Oh, you mean Gigantwhore!

by Mikey The Comic September 1, 2009

faux shizzle

A pretend shizzle. When someone, usually a stoner, says they'll do something they have no intention of doing.

Fred: Yo Mikey, you said you'd help me move my couch!
Mikey: Nah, it was a faux shizzle.

by Mikey The Comic August 18, 2009

Belowfro

An afro-like pubic region marked by exessive and wild hair growth.

Rob: Don't go down on Shantiqua, girl's got a belowfro happening man!

by Mikey The Comic December 22, 2009

log-swapping

The act of flushing someone else's poop down the toilet before being able to poop yourself.

Hey man, did you flush? I'm getting tired of always log-swapping your turd of the day.

by Mikey The Comic April 4, 2009

Nymphobrainiac

A person who can't stop thinking about sex.

Tom: All I ever think about is sex!
Mikey: You're a total nymphobrainiac!

by Mikey The Comic September 2, 2009