fauxmophobe

When you pretend to be a homophobe, just to mess around with your gay friends.

Tom: I'll be bringing my homosexual lover to your party.
Mikey: Ewwwww gross :P
Tom: You're such a fauxmophobe.

by Mikey The Comic December 01, 2010

Spam Sandwich

When you want to invite friends somewhere (like a gig) and you send them a normal txt/email, followed by your spam advertising the gig, followed by another normal txt/email.

1st Message: Hey man, long time, how you been? How's things?

2nd Message: Oh btw, I have a gig coming up, do you wanna come? Here are the details aka SPAM!

3rd Message: How's your dog?

Note: It is important to note that you need to wait for them to reply to your message before you send the next layer of the sandwich.

Oh shoot, I just copped another spam sandwich from Mikey, I should really just go to one of his gigs.

by Mikey The Comic March 22, 2009

faux shizzle

A pretend shizzle. When someone, usually a stoner, says they'll do something they have no intention of doing.

Fred: Yo Mikey, you said you'd help me move my couch!
Mikey: Nah, it was a faux shizzle.

by Mikey The Comic August 18, 2009

Cock-Spanked

Female equivalent for "Pussy-Whipped." See also "penis-spanked".

Why do you keep doing his laundy? You're so cock-spanked!

by Mikey The Comic August 04, 2009

Gigantwhore

A whore who is gigantic, or a person who's whoreing capacity is significant.

Dude 1: Man, I just saw Paris blowing ten guys in the alley.
Dude 2: Paris? Oh, you mean Gigantwhore!

by Mikey The Comic September 01, 2009

Nymphobrainiac

A person who can't stop thinking about sex.

Tom: All I ever think about is sex!
Mikey: You're a total nymphobrainiac!

by Mikey The Comic September 02, 2009

Belowfro

An afro-like pubic region marked by exessive and wild hair growth.

Rob: Don't go down on Shantiqua, girl's got a belowfro happening man!

by Mikey The Comic December 22, 2009