titty fuck

This is when you put your penis between two breasts and thrust until you ejaculate on the person's face.

Thomas titty-fucked his brother Joe's man tits!

by Mikey February 19, 2003

shemtob

1. a victim of a waterballooning/egging incident.
2. a stunning young lad that is extremely metrosexual.

man, you just owned that shemtob right in the face with that waterballoon.

by mikey April 20, 2005

dick eater

A dick eater b some 1 who stupid and get on yo nerves

Ryan what the fuck you dick eater!!

by mikey December 12, 2004

fugazi

Fake, false

"That's a fugazi" (About a jewel, from "Donnie Brasco")

by Mikey May 05, 2003

metro-sexual

1. Someone who has sex on the subway.
2. Someone who is turned on by the subway.

Yo, look at that faggot beside the traintracks. Hes wacken off, staring at the trains.

by Mikey July 23, 2004

kick in the nuts

it hurts, you fall down and cant get up

lads fear a kick in the nuts from their girlfriends

by mikey June 20, 2003

rim job

This is when someone licks someone else's asshole (usually in a circular motion).

Tom gives rim jobs for crack.

by Mikey February 19, 2003