Definitions by MikeInDC

moveversary

The anniversary of a move.

Last week, Howard celebrated his moveversary to his fabulous west side condo.
Ben is making a party to celebrate his one year moveversary.

moveversary by MikeInDC July 8, 2020

mini cabbages 

The vegetable formerly known as Brussels Sprouts.

Suzan made mini cabbages with balsamic vinegar as part of her holiday dinner.
I never got why they call them Brussels Sprouts, they're obviously mini cabbages.

mini cabbages by MikeInDC November 18, 2019

cable creep 

The slow, monthly increase of cable television charges in amounts small enough for the customer to tend to ignore, but later result in significant overall increases.

A year ago, my cable bill was $88/month and now it's $117. I hate cable creep.

A few bucks in cable creep and now my bill is 30% higher than a year ago.

My monthly cable crept from $55 to $69 in less than one year.

cable creep by MikeInDC January 22, 2018

Blister 

A combination of blister and B-list meaning an annoying person who is not in your preferred group of friends or colleagues.

Dana's party was amazing until a bunch of blisters showed up uninvited.
Randi is moving next week, rather than close friends she called some blisters to do the heavy lifting.

Blister by MikeInDC August 31, 2017

televishun 

A portmanteau of television and shun meaning a television program or channel a person is ignoring or is committed to not watching.

Do you watch America's Got Talent? No, it's on my televishun list.
Mike was addicted to news, then he decided to televishun all cable news networks.

televishun by MikeInDC August 30, 2017

Methages

Text or email messages sent by people under the influence of methamphetamine or opiates. Usually verbose and frequent.

After Paul partied, he sent a string of methages to his ex.
You better make sure you turn off your phone... you'll get high and start sending tons of methages.

Methages by MikeInDC August 29, 2017

Boomergang 

A group of baby boomers, used in a social or derogatory way.

I can't wait for my 50th high school reunion; the whole boomergang will be there.

I didn't expect to see a large boomergang at the beer garden; the patrons there are usually younger and more lively.

Boomergang by MikeInDC August 10, 2017