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Marty: Geez, you really went off in the GC defending your boy, eh? You didn't have to go nuclear on everyone just because you didnt get a basic joke.
Loh: Sorry I made it awkward for you, I Bro Hard.
Marty: Atleast pay for the flowers I have to send to everyone's wives for you calling them Street Capitalists.
Loh: Sorry I made it awkward for you, I Bro Hard.
Marty: Atleast pay for the flowers I have to send to everyone's wives for you calling them Street Capitalists.
by Mike109999 August 6, 2025
Get the I Bro Hardmug. When someone at work has an artificial and unfair advantage over their peers, due to their parents or family being connected. This helps them get jobs, get introduced to people, invited to social events, etc...
Alex: John is really doing well at his career, he just got a killer job.
Mike: Oh, his dad got him that job, donated $25k also to the company's charity.
Alex: Ah, White Collar Steroids. I should have known. John is an idiot.
Mike: Oh, his dad got him that job, donated $25k also to the company's charity.
Alex: Ah, White Collar Steroids. I should have known. John is an idiot.
by Mike109999 August 1, 2020
Get the White Collar Steroidsmug. An idea that may seem worthy of changing your life for, in the name of chasing your dreams and YOLO, but objectively, it is a fucking bad idea.
The only reason to do it would be for YOLO, despite it being dumb, not calculated, and have lasting negative effects.
Like a face tattoo, for example.
The only reason to do it would be for YOLO, despite it being dumb, not calculated, and have lasting negative effects.
Like a face tattoo, for example.
Skip: I really want to leave my super successful company, where I make lots of money, have an amazing partner, have zero debt, and have tons of fortune 500 clients. I want to make weed cookies. This is my calling, this is my dream.
Shay: Skip, you cant do it now, everyone is flooding the weed market, and your company is rock solid. Now is NOT the time to leave.
Skip: I think this is my destiny, like do I want to wake up everyday and be a marketing guy?!?
Shay: Now is NOT the time for false YOLO. Just eat weed cookies at work. You own your office, fam. Best of both worlds.
Shay: Skip, you cant do it now, everyone is flooding the weed market, and your company is rock solid. Now is NOT the time to leave.
Skip: I think this is my destiny, like do I want to wake up everyday and be a marketing guy?!?
Shay: Now is NOT the time for false YOLO. Just eat weed cookies at work. You own your office, fam. Best of both worlds.
by Mike109999 February 8, 2022
Get the False YOLOmug. When you are invited to be in the wedding party of a childhood friend that you have not talked to in many years.
Frank: Ugh, I cant go to the game that weekend, I have a wedding in Idaho.
Colin: What? Who lives in Idaho?
Frank: Childhood friend I haven't talked to in 19 years, and I got the Lifetime Achievement Award Invite.
Colin: UGH, that's $3k in flights, hotels, tuxes, and gifts you'll never see back, AND you have to act like you are still friends, like you will be in touch in a week or something.
Frank: Preach. Like, we aren't even on any group texts together.
Colin: What? Who lives in Idaho?
Frank: Childhood friend I haven't talked to in 19 years, and I got the Lifetime Achievement Award Invite.
Colin: UGH, that's $3k in flights, hotels, tuxes, and gifts you'll never see back, AND you have to act like you are still friends, like you will be in touch in a week or something.
Frank: Preach. Like, we aren't even on any group texts together.
by Mike109999 May 3, 2022
Get the Lifetime Achievement Awardmug. When a sports team is SO bad that even when things go well for a considerable amount of time, the team reverts back to its loser disposition.
Also is applicable to describe a company.
Also is applicable to describe a company.
Yurk: Man, I am so happy the Lions have the first overall pick, We are SO on the right path.
BT: Fam, it doesn't matter who you draft or who your coach is, you cant fix loser. Your team has been tragic for 65 years.
Yurk: Ya but unc...
BT: NO, you can't fix loser. Takes a long time to get rid of that stench, bruh.
BT: Fam, it doesn't matter who you draft or who your coach is, you cant fix loser. Your team has been tragic for 65 years.
Yurk: Ya but unc...
BT: NO, you can't fix loser. Takes a long time to get rid of that stench, bruh.
by Mike109999 February 2, 2022
Get the Can't Fix Losermug.