Definitions by Mike109999
Can't Fix Loser
When a sports team is SO bad that even when things go well for a considerable amount of time, the team reverts back to its loser disposition.
Also is applicable to describe a company.
Also is applicable to describe a company.
Yurk: Man, I am so happy the Lions have the first overall pick, We are SO on the right path.
BT: Fam, it doesn't matter who you draft or who your coach is, you cant fix loser. Your team has been tragic for 65 years.
Yurk: Ya but unc...
BT: NO, you can't fix loser. Takes a long time to get rid of that stench, bruh.
BT: Fam, it doesn't matter who you draft or who your coach is, you cant fix loser. Your team has been tragic for 65 years.
Yurk: Ya but unc...
BT: NO, you can't fix loser. Takes a long time to get rid of that stench, bruh.
Can't Fix Loser by Mike109999 February 2, 2022
Empty Net Goal
When your life is super easy, whether it be due to White Collar Steroids, or simply, things that are difficult or stressful for others are given to you.
Lance: Man, I cant even get an INTERVIEW for this role and I have all the credentials, how the heck did Keith get the job, he is an actual moron.
Spencer: Keegan's dad is a big deal at the firm, set the whole thing up. His life is an empty net goal.
Lance: Man, I wish MY life was an empty net goal, who the fuck wants to pay a mortgage every month.
Spencer: Ya, the worst is Keith acts like all of this is difficult for him. Like, Brosef, we know your life is an empty net goal and you don't have to worry about your car payments.
Spencer: Keegan's dad is a big deal at the firm, set the whole thing up. His life is an empty net goal.
Lance: Man, I wish MY life was an empty net goal, who the fuck wants to pay a mortgage every month.
Spencer: Ya, the worst is Keith acts like all of this is difficult for him. Like, Brosef, we know your life is an empty net goal and you don't have to worry about your car payments.
Empty Net Goal by Mike109999 January 31, 2022
Kosher Style
When something or someone is not *technically* Jewish, but might as well be due to LITERALLY everything about them, including looks and mannerisms.
Like delis, George Costanza, and most hot moms under 5'8, for example.
Like delis, George Costanza, and most hot moms under 5'8, for example.
Milo: Hey you want to do brunch this Saturday, I am macking hard on this new chick, Veronica, she will be there with friends.
Noah: Isn't she Jewish, does she go out Saturday?
Milo: Nah, she is just kosher style, she looks Jewish because she dyes her hair red, is 5'2, and still talks about her slutty semester abroad in 2004.
Noah: Cool, let's get some bacon, brosef.
Noah: Isn't she Jewish, does she go out Saturday?
Milo: Nah, she is just kosher style, she looks Jewish because she dyes her hair red, is 5'2, and still talks about her slutty semester abroad in 2004.
Noah: Cool, let's get some bacon, brosef.
Kosher Style by Mike109999 January 27, 2022
Climate Wanking
When politicians or the elite complain about climate change and how the world is coming to an end, and essentially use it to get votes from people who care or as a crutch for NOT talking about actual problems the world faces.
Keith: Dude, I have been so busy, I have not read anything about the latest G20 Summit, have you been following?
Mike: Ya, it is the same Climate Wanking all the time. I wish they would talk about China running the world economy, or how to get people back to work.
Keith: Ugh, Climate Wanking, such a waste of time. No wonder everyone hates these politicians and condescending celebrities. Talk about real world stuff, bruh.
Mike: Ya, it is the same Climate Wanking all the time. I wish they would talk about China running the world economy, or how to get people back to work.
Keith: Ugh, Climate Wanking, such a waste of time. No wonder everyone hates these politicians and condescending celebrities. Talk about real world stuff, bruh.
Climate Wanking by Mike109999 November 2, 2021
Foreskin Chuckle
A group of 3 or more very white men over-laughing at each other's predictable and forced dad jokes. It is most typically seen in a Canadian setting, talking hockey while drinking beer.
D'Andre: Hey, did you hear the latest McCown podcast today, I am so pumped about the upcoming NHL Season.
Dan: I love McCown, but man they Foreskin Chuckle all the time. Like, I get it, you think your friend is bad at golf, but is it really that funny to make fun of his handicap ALL THE TIME.
D'Andre: Tell me bout it fam, how many times do they have to laugh about how they worked together for so many years.
Dan: Totally agree. Without their Foreskin Chuckle, the show goes from 45 minutes to 30 minutes, easy.
Dan: I love McCown, but man they Foreskin Chuckle all the time. Like, I get it, you think your friend is bad at golf, but is it really that funny to make fun of his handicap ALL THE TIME.
D'Andre: Tell me bout it fam, how many times do they have to laugh about how they worked together for so many years.
Dan: Totally agree. Without their Foreskin Chuckle, the show goes from 45 minutes to 30 minutes, easy.
Foreskin Chuckle by Mike109999 October 1, 2021
White Collar Steroids
When someone at work has an artificial and unfair advantage over their peers, due to their parents or family being connected. This helps them get jobs, get introduced to people, invited to social events, etc...
Alex: John is really doing well at his career, he just got a killer job.
Mike: Oh, his dad got him that job, donated $25k also to the company's charity.
Alex: Ah, White Collar Steroids. I should have known. John is an idiot.
Mike: Oh, his dad got him that job, donated $25k also to the company's charity.
Alex: Ah, White Collar Steroids. I should have known. John is an idiot.
White Collar Steroids by Mike109999 August 1, 2020
Steph Curry Syndrome
When your mom is infinitely hotter than your wife, and it causes a slow and silent, but intense, awkwardness within your family and for all involved.
John: Hey Mark, you want to invite Rich to go to Dockers with us for Breakfast, he could bring his wife and kids.
Mark: Nah, his parents are in town and he has serious Steph Curry Syndrome, so I try to stay away.
John: Oh right, right, man it was so awkward last Halloween when they both dressed as Spice Girls and everyone was hitting on his mom.
Mark: Nah, his parents are in town and he has serious Steph Curry Syndrome, so I try to stay away.
John: Oh right, right, man it was so awkward last Halloween when they both dressed as Spice Girls and everyone was hitting on his mom.
Steph Curry Syndrome by Mike109999 June 12, 2019