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When something or someone is not *technically* Jewish, but might as well be due to LITERALLY everything about them, including looks and mannerisms.
Like delis, George Costanza, and most hot moms under 5'8, for example.
Like delis, George Costanza, and most hot moms under 5'8, for example.
Milo: Hey you want to do brunch this Saturday, I am macking hard on this new chick, Veronica, she will be there with friends.
Noah: Isn't she Jewish, does she go out Saturday?
Milo: Nah, she is just kosher style, she looks Jewish because she dyes her hair red, is 5'2, and still talks about her slutty semester abroad in 2004.
Noah: Cool, let's get some bacon, brosef.
Noah: Isn't she Jewish, does she go out Saturday?
Milo: Nah, she is just kosher style, she looks Jewish because she dyes her hair red, is 5'2, and still talks about her slutty semester abroad in 2004.
Noah: Cool, let's get some bacon, brosef.
by Mike109999 January 27, 2022
Get the Kosher Stylemug. Similar to False Hustle in its blatant vomit inducing cosplay, False Leadership is typically seen in the work place, specifically in company meetings, emails with many people cc'd, or over-thanking people to their superiors.
The main goal is to portray one's self as a great leader, specifically in the eyes of their bosses.
It elicits rage from people who witness it on a consistent basis.
The main goal is to portray one's self as a great leader, specifically in the eyes of their bosses.
It elicits rage from people who witness it on a consistent basis.
*In a Weekly Team Meeting*
Carly: I had Neil run some data tests for me, and then had Ignacio compare them to the other dates.
Neil: Ugh, false leadership. My JOB is to run data tests, I did them on my own accord. We have not spoken in 2 weeks.
Carly: *Looking at her boss Mark* Neil, that work really helped the team alot and helped me with my presentation. Thank you.
Neil: Kill me now.
Carly: I had Neil run some data tests for me, and then had Ignacio compare them to the other dates.
Neil: Ugh, false leadership. My JOB is to run data tests, I did them on my own accord. We have not spoken in 2 weeks.
Carly: *Looking at her boss Mark* Neil, that work really helped the team alot and helped me with my presentation. Thank you.
Neil: Kill me now.
by Mike109999 February 12, 2022
Get the False Leadershipmug. When you are working for free in hopes of getting paid in the future, but the client does not value you or your work to pay you, aka take it to the next level.
Chrissy: Ya, I've been doing some work for Tony, if he gets this new big contract, he is going to pay me, but for now, I am just gonna lay low.
Adriana: Chrissy, you have been doing this for 6 months and he hasn't paid you. You're in the White Collar Friend Zone. Even if he gets the contract, he is never going to pay.
Adriana: Chrissy, you have been doing this for 6 months and he hasn't paid you. You're in the White Collar Friend Zone. Even if he gets the contract, he is never going to pay.
by Mike109999 September 1, 2023
Get the White Collar Friend Zonemug. When a Non-Jewish person needs a professional service from a Jewish person. Could be used by the acronym HAYH, or as the conjugation demands.
Spencer: I need your help, I know you're good at accounting. Could I call you later this week to look at my company's books?
Joshua: For sure, Holler at Your Hebrew.
PJ: Thanks, I'll HAMH later today to set up a time.
Joshua: For sure, Holler at Your Hebrew.
PJ: Thanks, I'll HAMH later today to set up a time.
by Mike109999 May 5, 2022
Get the Holler at Your Hebrewmug. When a very hairy-chested man has gone the entire night without scoring a girl, in a last ditch attempt to get anyone's attention before the bar closes, he unbuttons the top few buttons of his shirt and shows of his sasquatch-like qualities.
This is the pick-up version of a rally cap in baseball.
This is the pick-up version of a rally cap in baseball.
Ronald: Dude, there are so many chicks here tonight but they all look taken.
Mikey: Break out your Rally-Squatch, it ALWAYS works.
Ronald: Cant tonight, I only have 5 condoms left.
Mikey: Break out your Rally-Squatch, it ALWAYS works.
Ronald: Cant tonight, I only have 5 condoms left.
by Mike109999 October 10, 2013
Get the Rally-Squatchmug. A white, Middle-American mom who attends Trump rallies and publicly identifies with the MAGA crowd, but also covertly cheats on her white husband with Black men.
Tristan: Man, Trent's mom is really pulling for Trump, she must have been around town planting signs all month.
Keith: Ya, it looks like that, but from what I hear, she is more of a MAGA in The Front, Kamala In The Back type mom, is what I have heard from my friends on the football team.
Tristan: Totally makes sense, Trent's dad is always out of town and she DOES cheer pretty hard for the High School football team, even though Trent is 25 now.
Keith: Ya, it looks like that, but from what I hear, she is more of a MAGA in The Front, Kamala In The Back type mom, is what I have heard from my friends on the football team.
Tristan: Totally makes sense, Trent's dad is always out of town and she DOES cheer pretty hard for the High School football team, even though Trent is 25 now.
by Mike109999 September 9, 2025
Get the MAGA In The Front, Kamala In The Backmug. It is said with a rhetorical tone to overstate its emphasis, but also in total seriousness because the situation calls for a cold, figurative slap in the face.
If an eye roll was a vocal expression and not a sigh, this would be it.
If an eye roll was a vocal expression and not a sigh, this would be it.
Eldee: Ok, so happy hour at BP is from 3-6, wings, mini pizzas, and ceasers. I made a reso for right in front of the big screen, the fights start at 7.
Colleen: There's a really cutesy and ironic place on the Lower East Side that has fantastic arugula salad, and the rosee comes in fair trade mason jars!
Eldee: Guys, What Are We Doing Here?!
Colleen: There's a really cutesy and ironic place on the Lower East Side that has fantastic arugula salad, and the rosee comes in fair trade mason jars!
Eldee: Guys, What Are We Doing Here?!
by Mike109999 February 16, 2022
Get the Guys, What Are We Doing Here?!mug.