White Collar Erotic

When someone is SO hyper elite in business environments and meetings, people of ALL management levels and seniority are intrigued by and want to work with them.
Dan: Man, I love having meetings with Patrick, literally EVERYONE in the meeting listens to him and does exactly what he says. He could get anything he wants done.

BT: Oh ya, Patrick is SO White Collar Erotic.
by Mike109999 August 07, 2022
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Steph Curry Syndrome

When your mom is infinitely hotter than your wife, and it causes a slow and silent, but intense, awkwardness within your family and for all involved.
John: Hey Mark, you want to invite Rich to go to Dockers with us for Breakfast, he could bring his wife and kids.

Mark: Nah, his parents are in town and he has serious Steph Curry Syndrome, so I try to stay away.

John: Oh right, right, man it was so awkward last Halloween when they both dressed as Spice Girls and everyone was hitting on his mom.
by Mike109999 June 12, 2019
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Emotional Hand-Me-Down

A trait or behaviour someone inherits from their family, for better or worse.
Craig: My bro was really difficult to deal with these holidays, he could not stop nagging my kids and noticing how dirty my bathroom was.

Leanne: Ya, he gets being critical from his mom, it is his Emotional Hand-Me-Down. Also, your bathroom is ALWAYS incredibly clean.

Craig: Preach
by Mike109999 April 27, 2025
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Holler at Your Hebrew

When a Non-Jewish person needs a professional service from a Jewish person. Could be used by the acronym HAYH, or as the conjugation demands.
Spencer: I need your help, I know you're good at accounting. Could I call you later this week to look at my company's books?

Joshua: For sure, Holler at Your Hebrew.

PJ: Thanks, I'll HAMH later today to set up a time.
by Mike109999 May 05, 2022
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PTSLAD?

Acronym for Permission To Sound Like A Douche.

When in conversation and the next talking points are in context and push the dialogue forward, but you will sound like a douche.

You emotionally prepare people by asking permission to sound like a douche, mostly to soften the landing of said douchiness.
PMF: Ya, I just think teams overcharging for ticket prices is absurd.

JBT: PTSLAD?

PMF: Please...

JBT: You know Paul, what people don't understand, is that sports is a business.
by Mike109999 December 29, 2022
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Can't Fix Loser

When a sports team is SO bad that even when things go well for a considerable amount of time, the team reverts back to its loser disposition.

Also is applicable to describe a company.
Yurk: Man, I am so happy the Lions have the first overall pick, We are SO on the right path.

BT: Fam, it doesn't matter who you draft or who your coach is, you cant fix loser. Your team has been tragic for 65 years.

Yurk: Ya but unc...

BT: NO, you can't fix loser. Takes a long time to get rid of that stench, bruh.
by Mike109999 February 02, 2022
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White Collar Sleepover

An out of town conference that you attend for work.
John: Remember that White Collar Sleepover we went to last year? We got so drunk, man.

Porter: You mean the International Tourism and Travel Show, the largest 3 day conference in the world?

John: Uch, nobody remembers seminars or conferences, sleepovers are forever.
by Mike109999 September 06, 2022
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